fanMAIL: Beyonce talking to a doll?

A loyal reader, who asked to remain anonymous, writes:

DO YOU REALLY THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE WOULD KEEP UP THE CHARADE OF HER REALLY CARRYING AROUND A DOLL? JUST A QUESTION.

What do you guys think? I’m going to say that the child Beyonce is holding in the left pic doesn’t look like the well-nourished baby/doll she’s been carrying around. These pics only add to the mystery.

Escape from New York Sequel or a warning from Al-Qaeda?

Is a movie poster-style online graphic really just a marketing ploy for a sequel to the 1981 cult classic film ‘Escape from NY‘? Or is it really a warning from Al-Qaeda that they have bigger plans for the big apple than 9/11?

According to Yahoo News, via the Associated Press, a mock movie poster surfaced on a website warning al-Qaida plans to return to New York City, but the NYPD says they are convinced that it’s an actual threat.

I wonder what it would take to convince the NYPD of a serious threat from Al-Qaeda?

The feds — more specifically, Homeland Security — are all over the movie poster warning. The feds aren’t taking any chances. They are monitoring the Arab-language website for any other signs of apocalyptic-style warnings.

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Why Christina Aguilera was leaking at the Etta James Tribute

Tongues were wagging during the touching performance of songstress Christina Aguilera’s performance at Etta James tribute on Sunday. Not because she tore the roof off the place with her amazing vocals, but because she appeared to be leaking bodily fluids on the stage.

Here’s what actually happened according to US Weekly:

In photos of Aguilera’s incredible tribute to James — who passed away Jan. 20 — fans noticed odd streaks running down her legs.

“She sang her heart out. It was a memorial service for her idol and she was nervous,” an insider explains to Us of the performance. (Aguilera, 31, has been covering “At Last” for years and called James “a true gift to music and a woman of great spirit and courage” on her website after James’ death.”

“It was her proudest moment,” the source explains. “The sweat caused her spray tan to streak.”

Good answer. But she doesn’t appear to be “sweating” anywhere on her body — except in the vicinity of her vagina. Do women spray tan their vaginas?


Thanks to loyal reader mzwhang90210 for the tip!

NC church sign proclaims the devil is on earth

According to TMZ.com, a North Carolina church sign was defaced by vandals over the weekend. The sign’s message — which was not authorized by the church as a message from God — read: BEYONCE HAD HER BABY. SATAN IS ON EARTH.

The pastor at Beulah Hill Baptist Church in West End, NC tells TMZ, he discovered the vandalism yesterday after receiving numerous complaints from locals asking who this Beyonce was. The sign was removed immediately.

The pastor may or may not have authorized the message, but someone in his congregation did. The sign’s lettering cannot be changed by outsiders without a key to open the display case.

Source: Snitch

Beyonce caught off guard in new photo; Look how she’s sitting

Yesterday we told you about Beyonce attending a children’s birthday party with her hubby Jay Z in Brooklyn. According to the NY Times gossip column Page Six, Beyonce’s fiercely loyal bodyguard, Julius, shooed away one mom who tried to take a photo of her. Well, one of the party goers was able to sneak a pic of the singer off guard.

Here’s a question for you moms: do 5 month pregnant women normally sit with their backs hunched over like that? Is her poor posture safe for her fetus (if there is one)? So many questions…

Image spotted on RWS

Wendy Williams does the Beyonce baby bump sit down test (video)

Thanks to loyal reader Stacy B. for giving us the heads up on Wendy Williams doing the Beyonce baby bump sit down test with two of her staffers who really are pregnant. One of Wendy’s staffers is due to deliver her baby in February, 2012 — the same month that Bey is supposedly delivering whatever it is she’s carrying.

Update: after watching the video (and laughing my head off!), we decided to compare pics of what a real pregnant woman looks like when she sits, compared to bumbling Beyonce.

First of all, do you see Beyonce’s awful posture when she sits? What pregnant woman sits leaning so far forward with her head down at an almost 45 degree angle to her stomach? Notice how she’s not protecting her stomach when she sits the way a real pregnant woman would? We could go on and on, but you get the point.

Click the link to watch the results of Wendy’s test!

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Rohan Marley Says Lauryn Hill’s Sixth Baby Isn’t His…

His Twitter page is @Romarley and he’s pretty sure that Lauryn Hill’s sixth pregnancy is not of his seed.

If the baby is not Rohan’s, we do know one thing: the baby daddy is somebody who is married or currently in a relationship, because that’s Lauryn’s steelo. I would say that a scandal is brewing, but maybe Rohan is just trying to get more followers on his Twitter page?

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