Why Christina Aguilera was leaking at the Etta James Tribute
Tongues were wagging during the touching performance of songstress Christina Aguilera’s performance at Etta James tribute on Sunday. Not because she tore the roof off the place with her amazing vocals, but because she appeared to be leaking bodily fluids on the stage.
Here’s what actually happened according to US Weekly:
In photos of Aguilera’s incredible tribute to James — who passed away Jan. 20 — fans noticed odd streaks running down her legs.
“She sang her heart out. It was a memorial service for her idol and she was nervous,” an insider explains to Us of the performance. (Aguilera, 31, has been covering “At Last” for years and called James “a true gift to music and a woman of great spirit and courage” on her website after James’ death.”
“It was her proudest moment,” the source explains. “The sweat caused her spray tan to streak.”
Good answer. But she doesn’t appear to be “sweating” anywhere on her body — except in the vicinity of her vagina. Do women spray tan their vaginas? 
Thanks to loyal reader mzwhang90210 for the tip!
NC church sign proclaims the devil is on earth
According to TMZ.com, a North Carolina church sign was defaced by vandals over the weekend. The sign’s message — which was not authorized by the church as a message from God — read: BEYONCE HAD HER BABY. SATAN IS ON EARTH.
The pastor at Beulah Hill Baptist Church in West End, NC tells TMZ, he discovered the vandalism yesterday after receiving numerous complaints from locals asking who this Beyonce was. The sign was removed immediately.
The pastor may or may not have authorized the message, but someone in his congregation did. The sign’s lettering cannot be changed by outsiders without a key to open the display case.
Source: Snitch
Beyonce caught off guard in new photo; Look how she’s sitting
Yesterday we told you about Beyonce attending a children’s birthday party with her hubby Jay Z in Brooklyn. According to the NY Times gossip column Page Six, Beyonce’s fiercely loyal bodyguard, Julius, shooed away one mom who tried to take a photo of her. Well, one of the party goers was able to sneak a pic of the singer off guard.
Here’s a question for you moms: do 5 month pregnant women normally sit with their backs hunched over like that? Is her poor posture safe for her fetus (if there is one)? So many questions…
Image spotted on RWS
Wendy Williams does the Beyonce baby bump sit down test (video)
Thanks to loyal reader Stacy B. for giving us the heads up on Wendy Williams doing the Beyonce baby bump sit down test with two of her staffers who really are pregnant. One of Wendy’s staffers is due to deliver her baby in February, 2012 — the same month that Bey is supposedly delivering whatever it is she’s carrying.
Update: after watching the video (and laughing my head off!), we decided to compare pics of what a real pregnant woman looks like when she sits, compared to bumbling Beyonce.
First of all, do you see Beyonce’s awful posture when she sits? What pregnant woman sits leaning so far forward with her head down at an almost 45 degree angle to her stomach? Notice how she’s not protecting her stomach when she sits the way a real pregnant woman would? We could go on and on, but you get the point.
Click the link to watch the results of Wendy’s test!
Rohan Marley Says Lauryn Hill’s Sixth Baby Isn’t His…
His Twitter page is @Romarley and he’s pretty sure that Lauryn Hill’s sixth pregnancy is not of his seed.
If the baby is not Rohan’s, we do know one thing: the baby daddy is somebody who is married or currently in a relationship, because that’s Lauryn’s steelo. I would say that a scandal is brewing, but maybe Rohan is just trying to get more followers on his Twitter page?
RIP: N’Bushe Wright’s Father Found Murdered
The body of Brooklyn jazz musician Suleiman-Marim Wright was found stuffed in a storage trunk in his home today. Wright was 62 years old. He had been reported missing a week ago. The jazzman, who was born Stanley Wright, was the father of actress N’Bushe Wright, 40, who is best known for her roles in the movies Dead President and Blade.
Police found Wright’s body in his basement at 3:30am after his son, Khalil, called them to search the home on Chauncey St. in Brownsville.
He was stuffed into an old black trunk once used to store his mother’s clothes.
“This is crazy?” said his great-niece, Minnie Wright. “Who would do something like that to him? He was a musician. He was a great man.”
Wright was a widower, who lived alone with his two cats.
Police said a back window in the house was broken out. Relatives said Wright’s car, a grey Jeep, is missing, but that several valuable instruments were left in the home.
Wright’s daughter, N’Bushe, was flying to NY from the West Coast on Tuesday, her family said.
Thanks to loyal reader Nicole B for the tip!
Bronx Zoo’s Missing Cobra Joins Twitter
Twitter has a new star joining its ranks. The Bronx Zoo’s missing cobra joined Twitter yesterday, and he already has over 35,000 followers. Worried zookeepers don’t know how the wily cobra slipped out of its enclosure in the reptile house on Friday, but the poisonous snake doesn’t plan on being recaptured any time soon.
In addition to keeping the zookeepers off his trail, the cobra humorously narrates his adventures while on the loose in the Bronx.
After the Bergdorf Goodman store invited the @BronxZoosCobra to visit, it tweeted, “If I recognize a single belt…”
For its part, the zoo is working overtime to find the snake and restore confidence in an alarmed public. In a statement released yesterday, zoo director James J. Breheny noted, “We understand the interest in this story and that everyone wants us to find the missing snake. As this may take days or even weeks, daily updates should not be expected.”
