The Cobb County Police Department is investigating a serious case of child abuse involving NBA star Dwight Howard.
They say bullies are cowards who pick on people that remind them of their own failings in life. In Dwight Howard’s case, he has never won a NBA ring in his 10 subpar years as a NBA center. So naturally, he picks on the #1 NBA player on the planet — King LeBron James — who has 2 NBA rings to his credit.
LA Lakers center Dwight Howard is a father for the 4th or 5th time. No one except his baby mamas know how many kids Dwight has. One of Howard’s baby mama’s, former reality TV star Royce Reed tweeted earlier today: “Congratulations to @DwightHoward & @Christine_vest on the birth of their baby boy! Bray has a baby brother!!! Yay! Had no idea!”
Like Sean Combs and Lil Wayne, the 27-year-old Atlanta native has fulfilled God’s commandment to multiply and replenish the earth with his seed with multiple women.
The LA Lakers front office handed coach Mike Brown his walking papers after just 5 games.
The Lakers landed at the bottom of the NBA Western Conference with a dismal 1-4 record after breaking the bank to sign Steve Nash and Dwight Howard.
Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant reportedly expressed frustration with Brown’s coaching strategy in the days leading up to his sacking. Bryant’s angry stare at Brown in the closing seconds of the Lakers’ loss to Utah on Nov. 7 set tongues wagging.
Brown becomes the 3rd Lakers head coach to lose his job due to Kobe’s tantrums.
Thanks to a loyal reader for sending this link to pics of Orlando Magic star Dwight “Superman” Howard’s gorgeous baby mama, Royce Reed, and their son, Braylon.
How happy are we to see that Royce is not LSLH? How often does that happen in the NBA? Praise HIM!!
Question: who is Dwight dating now?
Who’s that? Why, it’s none other than Royce Reed, former girlfriend of Magic star Dwight Howard. And the little bundle of joy in her arms? That’s Royce & Dwight’s 1-year-old son, Braylon Joshua Robert Howard.
If you recall, little Braylon was the subject of a little controversy involving Dwight. Here was the older Howard, a superstar role model & very devout Christian, spreading the word of God ‘n’ such – and he goes out and impregnates a team dancer, who ends up having Dwight’s baby out of wedlock.
But Royce is back, and ready to show Dwight what he’s been missing out on.
MORE pics after the break!
To everyone who said the Lakers would sweep the Orlando Magic: how does Dwight Howard’s A** taste now?
You should have known the Lakers couldn’t sweep the Magic on their own home floor.
Anyway, as most of you know, our baby Dwight poured in 21 points and snatched down 14 rebounds to help his team spank Kobe Bean and the Lakers 108-104 last night in Orlando.
Game 4 is on Thursday night and the Magic will win that one too.
Watching the slaughter at courtside were the usual suspects, Tiger Woods, Ludacris, Omarion, Lil Wayne, Spike Lee, and others.
Lil Wayne looks like he has a garbage disposal in his mouth
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Rihanna looked stunning at courtside wearing ripped designer jeans, high heel Converse (a throwback from the 70s), a black cropped leather jacket accessorized with silver jewelry — and of course that hair!
By all rights, Dwight “Superman” Howard and his Orlando Magic should have coasted to a game 2 win in the NBA Finals, taking home court advantage away from Kobe Bean and the Lakers at the Staples Center last night. But it was a dirty trick by the lakers that ultimately did in the Orlando Magic as they lost the game in overtime.
What Superman and the Magic didn’t know was the Lakers organization had a secret weapon — one deadlier than kryptonite: they had Rihanna sitting at courtside!
The Orlando Magic couldn’t buy a three-point shot or a layup last night as Rihanna did her best to distract the team. It worked too. The Magic didn’t know what hit them! Orlando went down in flames as the Lakers took a 2-0 series lead with a 101-96 win. Let’s just hope Rihanna doesn’t travel to Orlando for game 3 Tuesday night, or the Magic will really be in trouble!
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