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New Music: Kim Kardashian – Shake Update It Isn’t Her

Sandra Rose November 4, 2010

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In addition to being an entrepreneur, socialite Kim Kardashian can add pseudo-singer to her list of accomplishments.

Her new song, “Shake” is all over the blogs, so I’m assuming it is her. But it sounds like a Ciara track to me.

[audio:kim-kardashian-shake.mp3]

“Shake” was produced by the Neptunes, but it still gets a C-.

Update:

According to Celebuzz, Kim Kardashian just told them exclusively it isn’t her.

mirsmommy

Kim, please stop this sh!t right here.

Go shake that botox and plastic surgery itch you got goin on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

LITERALLY IM SHOOK Our world is a effin joke!
Man, I just don’t care™

I LOVE IT!!!

**now goes to listen to it…**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie74

I refuse to listen to this fu.ckery…..
Mamacita

hahahahahahaha Where’s @metnwt

They’ll love this one!
mirsmommy

Mamacita says:

hahahahahahaha Where’s @metnwt

They’ll love this one!
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Sorry this is just funny as hail!
Chgoprime

As Martin Lawerence would say: wi-ddddack!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Our world is a effin joke
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Not Ours THEIRS they can have that chit and the fake glory along with it…
Mamacita

The beat is hot. I wonder can she really sing? I doubt it…

I guess she said if Kim from RHOA can do it, she can too! I ain’t mad. I can see people bumping it especially in the club. Hell it’s better than “Tardy for The Party”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

dckinme74 says:

I refuse to listen to this fu.ckery…..
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Me too..i refuse…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

She can’t be serious! Her and Yung Humma (the dude in my link) should collaborate.

But seriously.. she’s not for real, right?
metnwt

Oh I’m here, and I CAN’T STAND THIS PLASTIC SKANK! UGH GO AWAY ALREADY! @Sandra, are they paying you for this coverage because I just don’t get it! Please explain! I will continue to say this until you get the message, WE DO NOT NEED NOR WANT THE KARTRASHIAN’S ON THIS SITE!

Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

kingstonn says:

She can’t be serious! Her and Yung Humma (the dude in my link) should collaborate.

omg I was Smanging at my husband all night he was like what the hail are you doing and what is wrong with you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

metnwt says:

Oh I’m here, and I CAN’T STAND THIS PLASTIC SKANK! UGH GO AWAY ALREADY! @Sandra, are they paying you for this coverage because I just don’t get it! Please explain! I will continue to say this until you get the message, WE DO NOT NEED NOR WANT THE KARTRASHIAN’S ON THIS SITE!

Thanks

WHO IS WE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

WTH!!
Ms. Thickness

OMG …CHA-CHA..HEY FRIEND ARE YOU FEELING BETTER
http://twitter.com/Jerrica_Lewis Jerrica

They have to be kidding right? That doesn’t even sound like her voice. They hella did work on that.
http://mstrendy.com/ MsTrendy

That is not Kim.
Danielle84

Everybody wants to sing now
pinksghetti

The actual song kinda sucked but her singing was much better than I expected. It was actually good, IMO. Much better than Miley, Taylor Swift, Rihanna (though she is improving), etc. Though she may need to get some rest because homegirl works too much.
QuettaV

I smell a Millie Vanille sitaution coming and it’s not pretty! I think Kim needs to do what she does best..(Whatever that may be!) *back to lurk mode*

What’s wrong with Kourtney?
all_canadian

I do not like it at all and don’t think I’ll ever hear it on the radio. I think a C+ is being generous, it has absolutely no substance to it! She has a pretty good voice (might just be computer generated) but needs a waaaaaaay better song with some OOMPH!
ygoody88

AUTOTUNE! lol at kims singing a song about ‘shhaking’, we all saw her on dancing with the stars!
West Coast Chick

Its no different from the rihanna’s, ciara, keri hilson, kelis, ect..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ ChaCha,
That man can dance! He really can
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

THICKA LICKA MICKA FICKA *does the butt with you

Girl I am feeling a million times better…thanks for asking

Me no likey the light on Kim in this pic..she is my girl but her cheeks are straight up null and void in this pic
Aryen

Anything this lump of plastic does just only adds to her irrelevance of a life
Please go away Kim and never return:coffee:
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

#tisall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

kingstonn says:

@ ChaCha,
That man can dance! He really can

HECK YEAH …I STAY SMANGIN Yung Humma is my new Hero..after Antoine Dizzle
babygirlt34

She might want to be satisfied with her other business ventures, because a SINGER (pseudo or not) she is NOT!
FloridaChick813

Okayyyyyyyyy, so she sings now?????????????? Since when?????
mirsmommy

ChaCha says:

kingstonn says:

She can’t be serious! Her and Yung Humma (the dude in my link) should collaborate.

omg I was Smanging at my husband all night he was like what the hail are you doing and what is wrong with you
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FloridaChick813

Kingstonn, that you in the gravie???
gypsyeyes

@KINGSTONN- I’M SUPPOSED TO BE RECOVERING FROM MY SURGERY AND IT HURTS TO LAUGH. I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW FOR THAT LINK!!
lakercrazy

@les heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey is that my bish ***jumps on les and kisses her all over*** my suga baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

GYPSY!!!!!
metnwt

I know everyone thinks I have it in for these chicks and believe me, it’s not that! I have been happily married for 20 years, but I watch these skanks come in and flaunt their fake bodies and everyone get’s excited about it! Whereas we as black woman were born with the boobs and booties and were mocked for it! But now it’s acceptable because it’s on white skin! I wrote a poem for this double standard! Please enjoy!

Oh My Dear Brother

Oh my dear brother a specimen like no other. Envied for his athleticism yet marred by so much criticism.
Not sure who he is or what he wants to be, but one thing’s for sure he’s definitely not into me!
I see his prowess on the internet and in all the magazines but every time I see him he’s not standing with his queen!
His preference seems to be someone of a different shade! But the smile on his sista’s faces are just a charade.
Standing on the outside but wanting to be there yet knowing on the inside he really doesn’t care!
He wants what was forbidden but now it’s his to take. Even though the one he’s with is really just a fake.
Some times I sit and ponder other times I often wonder why he likes her sun colored skin when mine is genuine! Fake butt implants abound where mine is firm and round. And all those lip injections, does she see my reflection?
As I stare at my brother in total disbelief that he would chose someone who wants to be like me!
He walks tall and proud as if he’s one the race but I look at him in shame; anguish and distaste.
I know he doesn’t care what my feelings really are but oh my dear brother you are missing your true star!
DapisDaShizz

WAZZZUP YALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ Flo, Girl I wish. That’s Lauren London.

@ Gypsy, But he can really dance though. You can tell by the look on his face. But sowwee for making you laugh.
His_Mommy623

oooooooooooooh fck this btch!

Hey divasss :hug:s all around!
FloridaChick813

I figure that @Kingstonn, my next statement was going to be “u sure are lookin Lauren London-ish” I love her though! She’s a beauty!
His_Mommy623

@Kingstonn, why did i watch another vid on youtube last night by young hummas rapper patna Flynt Flossy (dead @ that niggas name) called stretchy pants…omg I was DYING!
Suga Foot

Thanks SR fam for the hi-larry-us videos. I watched the Smang It and the Mr. Strawberry videos. Imma be smanging it all day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

@metnwt
what that specifically targeted at MAN….

while reading it it felt that way….
FloridaChick813

@His
FloridaChick813

Heyyyy Dap
His_Mommy623

BabyMammyyyyyyy i always miss ju when ju no log on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ His, He also has one named Fried and Fertilized. Flynt Flossy looks like a poor man’s version of Charlie Murphy.

@ Flo, She is really pretty. I guess she figured that acting wasn’t her way of making money so she invested in Weezy’s sperm. :/
gypsyeyes

Hey O’honey and Flo.Any typos please blame it on the percocet. Had my hernia surgery tuesday and there were five of them, yes five hernias.so what turned to a minor outpatient surgery became majore.there aare 11 incision in my stomach. so I was just lurking and saw that link.No more Kingstonn
Man, I just don’t care™

@ACE
“what that specifically targeted at MAN….

while reading it it felt that way….”
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I think she’s just a hater in general.
Man, I just don’t care™

@KINGSTON
“She is really pretty. I guess she figured that acting wasn’t her way of making money so she invested in Weezy’s sperm. :/ ”
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That was a sad day for human kind.
His_Mommy623

@Gyp, I hope u feel better soon!
Ms. Thickness

HEY HISSY POO AND DRIVER..WHERE YOU BEEN
mirsmommy

kingstonn says:

@ His, He also has one named Fried and Fertilized. Flynt Flossy looks like a poor man’s version of Charlie Murphy.
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Fried and Fertilized???????
His_Mommy623

@Kingston, oh i saw fried and fertilized too!
DapisDaShizz

@Kingstonn, I am NOT your friend for that. I swear know him and I could only watch through the first chorus. I am sick.

@Flo Hey boo

@His, change that dang shirt NOW, you know the rules
His_Mommy623

Hey Thickums and Dap!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

Aww.. Poor baby @ Gypsy.
I’m just happy i made you smile! Cause that sounds painful..
DapisDaShizz

@Greatness, good to see the kids I help support, lol. Cutie
His_Mommy623

YA’LL NEED 2 WATCH STRETCHY PANTS!!
cocoa49

she does have that whispering voice like Ciara, so does that mean it will sell or it won’t sell. Kim has a HUGE fan base so it may do well…..i’m not buying it lol
Ms. Thickness

WELL DRIVER YOU NEED MORE MONEY..LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

His I will not be watching anything called “Stretchy Pants”
FloridaChick813

@His, well ya’ll gonna have to stay in touch through FB, cause I interviewed with a different department yesterday (tryin to stay in Tampa) and if they hire me, I def. will NOT be chattin on SR all day!!! At all for that matter
mirsmommy

gypsyeyes says:

Hey O’honey and Flo.Any typos please blame it on the percocet. Had my hernia surgery tuesday and there were five of them, yes five hernias.so what turned to a minor outpatient surgery became majore.there aare 11 incision in my stomach. so I was just lurking and saw that link.No more Kingstonn
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Wow @ Gypsy. Hope you feel better.
FloridaChick813

Hope you feel better Gypsy
FloridaChick813

SN: I do love some percocet though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Flo.
mirsmommy

FloridaChick813 says:

@His, well ya’ll gonna have to stay in touch through FB, cause I interviewed with a different department yesterday (tryin to stay in Tampa) and if they hire me, I def. will NOT be chattin on SR all day!!! At all for that matter
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I ain’t on FB. I hope it works out for you.
mirsmommy

FloridaChick813 says:

SN: I do love some percocet though
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Yo azz is crazy.
DapisDaShizz

But Greatness I just gave you a hundert dirteen dollar and dwendy dew cents for the next 3 months
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

How did I miss this post AND her rant about Kim?
Suga Foot

Fried and fertilized……yall trying to get me fired!!!!
metnwt

@ ace and @ man. I’m not a hater, just a realist! And the poem was meant for all our brother’s who are not happy with their counterparts!
Ms. Thickness

FEEL BETTER GYPSY

AND IM GONNA CRY…FLO AND HONEY…DONT WALK INTO THE LIGHT OF WORK….
MissHarlem

*throws tomatoes, botox, plastics, recycling bins, bottles and FLUCK it just my whole damn desk at this motherflucking song*

CARRY ON
Ms. Thickness

DRIVER THATS NOT ENOUGH
His_Mommy623

@Flo, noooooooooooooooooooooooo *sobs hysterically* ok fine, I will stay in touch thru FB *sad face*

umm Ohoney, ur missing out if u dnt watch stretchy pants grl lmao

FIANCE, hi baby
DapisDaShizz

But baby, Iz work hard for ya, I been touring wit the real housewives of the ATL and we been to every hole in the wall club in every country town in America
MissHarlem

HEY baby
Suga Foot

Feel better Gypsy.
***GYPSY, warning, to prevent pain from laughter, do not, I repeat DO NOT watch stretchy pants***
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

I’ll watch it tommorow during my e-going away party ya’ll betta be throwing me!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ Stretchy Pants..
His_Mommy623

omg @ Suga did u watch that chit?

Ohoney, ur last day with us is 2morrow? omg ya’ll are tryna make me go nuts…all my heffas leaving..I blame Tiny..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

Yes @His I do believe it is…..
I was told I start training Monday!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

you blame Tiny??
MissHarlem

DAMN OHONEYYYYYYYYYY :wails:
MissHarlem

*
Suga Foot

@His, I needed some foolishness in my day. Why the singing and the rap did not go with the music.
Suga Foot

@ His
..I blame Tiny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

Shhhhhh ya’ll stop crying.
I’m tryin to be a big girl about it
His_Mommy623

@Suga cus flynt flossy dnt give a fuck…hes such a talented dancer
His_Mommy623

@ohoney, u must drop in from time 2 time and say hewwo… *last fondle for the road*
FloridaChick813

I OHoney, I would like a party as well
Suga Foot

O’Honey, I’m usually a lurker but I wanted to let you know you’ll be missed.
FloridaChick813

@ it not even being Kim K
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

Well dayum!!!
Thanks Suga Foot!!
ALBoy

Whats up errr body wheres the party @
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ ChaCha

You will be missed for sure