If you thought the dead birds falling from the sky in Arkansas was an omen -- you were correct.

Our Lord and Savior Jesus Chris is set to make His first official appearance on earth since being nailed to that cross about 2,000 years ago. This, according to an expert who used mathematics and dates from the Bible to determine the exact date.

According to Splash News, the billboard is erected near one of the busiest roads in Los Angeles for the purpose of high visibility to the heathens and sinners driving by.

The date 'May 21st 2011' is printed on the huge billboard. A religious website named www.wecanknow.com is behind the advertisement. An American Christian radio broadcaster named Harold Camping has predicted this exact day using mathematics and dates from the Bible. He also predicts that this will be the start of Judgement Day and the end of the World will follow on October 21, 2011.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    This better not fluck up the NBA Playoff schedule.
    :coffee:

  • kahmmillion

    Isn't that what they said about the year 2000? Then it was 2012 now its May 21, 2011. What's going to happen with the May 21, 2011 comes and passes?

    Off topic --
    Anyone listen to Warren Ballentine Show? If so, who is this guy that is filling in for him today and why is he cursing all of Warren's callers out and saying that he is syndicated in 50 states and Warren is what????? Just wow!!! How can you fill in for someone on his radio show and then basically tell the person he ain't ish! RTFOLMBAO

  • jazi65

    I guess this will be the day his show goes off the air because NOBODY knows when the Lord is coming.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Please stop with this. How did they mathematical figure this out? Based of what, the date Jesus said he would return? SMH....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I believe the world is ending I don't know the specific date tho - but we are close how close :shrugs:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    I feel bad for laughing at @Man comment.

    lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

  • cheeks8683

    That's my momma's birthday...Now I aint gotta get her nothin :yahoo:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    "This, according to an expert who used mathematics and dates from the Bible to determine the exact date."

    Expert, mathematical, and exact should not be words used when talkin abut religion.

    And the ppl who were scientific and mathematical were called Illuminati centuries ago.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BLU
    “This, according to an expert who used mathematics and dates from the Bible to determine the exact date.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Expert, mathematical, and exact should not be words used when talkin abut religion.

    And the ppl who were scientific and mathematical were called Illuminati centuries ago.
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Niggas should be working on lowering these gas prices or summin'! DAYUM!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    I guess I better reschedule our family reunion then... :rollseyes:

  • Eb

    Where is he performing...........

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    This better not fluck up the NBA Playoff schedule.

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    :cosign: :rofl:

    I MUST see the Lakers get they a*s knocked out of the playoffs!

  • StillASassyOne

    There are several of those billboards in Baltimore, Sandra. Including one at the busstop across from my house- been there for months.

    SO if the end is coming in October....wait- do I still need to pay my backtaxes?! And should I cancel my trip to Vegas and get my deposit back NOW cause that's for the 23rd?

    So many questions!

  • I Run New York

    The bible says no man knows the day nor the hour. This billboard is nonsense.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My best advice is to live each day to it's fullest we don't know when any of us are leaving this place - but I do know we will be leaving!

    @Sass
    Have you been to that club in Bmore called the 13th Flr?

  • StillASassyOne

    Hey Choco!

    Nope- I don't party in Bmore at all. I saw in a previous post you said it was great though. Where is it?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @MAMACITA
    "This better not fluck up the NBA Playoff schedule.

    ———————————————————————————-

    :cosign:

    I MUST see the Lakers get they a*s knocked out of the playoffs!"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :hater:
    Kobe NEEDS one more championship!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    I don't know exactly but the crowd is mixed grown and sexy - it's 10 minutes away from the harbor girl the view was Gawgus I had a ball

  • Bosstown

    @Choco we got some trouble in the Tameka Raymond post someone is talking about your response so before you even go back to that post WOOSA WOOSA!!!!

  • StillASassyOne

    *runs to Tameka post*

    I got your back, Choco! *throws on riot gear&

  • cheeks8683

    @MAMACITA
    “This better not fluck up the NBA Playoff schedule.

    ———————————————————————————-

    I MUST see the Lakers get they a*s knocked out of the playoffs!”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Kobe NEEDS one more championship!!!!

    _________________________________________________________________

    All I need is the OKC Thunder to knock them out and life will be good

  • Ty

    If he wanted us to know the time and date of his return we would definitely know! When did Jesus start advertising on cheap ass billboards? They better stop playing with him, shit is already crazy. We are living in the end times :(

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rolleyes: which Post the update one lemme go see ppl are so boring

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    My best advice is to live each day to it’s fullest we don’t know when any of us are leaving this place – but I do know we will be leaving!

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    :preach: Hell we could leave this earth tomorrow. Who knows so why even get caught up on a date.

  • Terri B

    Dear Jesus, can you wait till I have my baby first? Thanks Love ya.

  • Bosstown

    @Choco Yeah the updated tameka post.

  • ValerieB1

    MAN SHUT UP...THE LORD HAS TOLD ME TO MANY THINGS FOR MY FUTURE FOR HIM TO BE RETURNING NOW...AGAIN, MAN SHUT UP.

  • Dawn Sheen

    I bet these are the same peopl ein charge of the federal budget. and we all know they can't count.

    OAN the Bible said No man knows the time or the hour.

    OAN Redeemed paid for those billboards.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Mama
    Rite a date really now - there are so many that have passed and didn't know the date :coffee:

  • StillASassyOne

    I just wanna know should I go ahead and start paying on these back taxes or should I tell the IRS that Jesus said to not even worry about it, cause we won't be around long enough to pay it off anyway?

    Somebody help ME with this!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    If you haven't paid why start now :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Choco, Dawn, Sassy

    Dawn, I loveded GIZMO!!!! "mog why" :rofl:

    Sassy, you betta stick to your plan... :)

  • Phrozen1der

    The date or hour is unknown,just be ready.... :coffee:

  • bnatural

    Where is Redeemed at?

  • ValerieB1

    and he will return like a thief in the night!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yall
    I'se trying!! This thing is weighing on my heavy though... *rocks back and forth* "..all my life, I've had to fight..."

    @Choco
    Normally, I wouldn't but I figure that right now, it's a "better get them before they come for me" type issue. I've been slacking since 2007...I think I may be really pushing my luck now...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ YALL

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    @ Sass im going thru the same thing. Only $200 left.. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN

    GIZMO!
    My momma loved her some Gizmo. LOL.

  • ICYTIFF

    Does anyone know the time? bcuz that would be helpful as well. That way I'll know if i should get my clothes ready the night before or if I'll have time to get ready in the morning... :coffee:

  • Bosstown

    Dang if this is true I won't get to see my son graduate on May 23rd....I have heard a date so many times....who determines when he is coming back and where do they get these dates from???

    :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SWEET
    "All I need is the OKC Thunder to knock them out and life will be good"
    __________________________________________________________________________

    I hate OKC and everything that they stand for. Ol overrated azz team. Durant is the second most overrated player in the league. Can't even look at that nigga without getting a foul called on you.

    And Russell Westbrook reminds me of a dog that chases cars. Just dumb but ain't nothing you can do about it. :shrugs:

  • yallcrazy

    @Man, Gizmo was the ish!!! That damn Stripe!!! :mad:

    LOL

  • pointhimout

    well may 21st dont work for me. I got stuff to do that day.

  • yallcrazy

    @Sassy, they will really work with you. I wasn't paying back a large amount monthly. You will feel a whole lot better when you see the numbers on paper and don't have to worry about garnishments. You'd rather willfully pay than have your payroll dept in your business.

    #imo

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    Send them some money small amount if you send something they can't say anything - don't sweat it tho!

  • Spicy_Ma

    @Man

    Sorry, but the Lakers will not be winning the championship this year. It will either be my boys the Celtics or my hometown BULLS!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Samarra
    I wish all I had to pay was $200. Hell, I wish all I had to pay was $2000 at this point.

    @Yall
    I need those numbers to come down about 3-4K before I feel better about paying on anything. I can't even tell you where I done SPENT all the money they claiming I owe them. Where that money went- I have not a clue!

  • Mr.BluPhi

    ICYTIFF says:

    Does anyone know the time? bcuz that would be helpful as well. That way I’ll know if i should get my clothes ready the night before or if I’ll have time to get ready in the morning…
    _____________________________________________________________________

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I hate you right now.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    *sigh* I need another job with about a $15k raise. If that happened, I could pay them back iin full before the end of this year and STILL get money back next year.

    I'se so depressed right na'.... :wail:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    @Sassy, yeah it was almost 3000 but they got their money and hopefully i am done after this.. I want to get a lil niggerish with my income tax next yr j/k...Save Save Save..

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    Don't let it get to you - REAL TALK send them something pat yourself on the back and go shopping :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    @Icytiff#40, shoot I better pick out my outfit too. Hell, I'm going to buy me a new one for that day! :rofl:

    :pray: Lord, you KNOW I'm just joking....

  • cheeks8683

    I hate OKC and everything that they stand for. Ol overrated azz team. Durant is the second most overrated player in the league. Can’t even look at that nigga without getting a foul called on you.

    And Russell Westbrook reminds me of a dog that chases cars. Just dumb but ain’t nothing you can do about it
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Now that was just plain mean....Thats ok, we still are gonna knock yall out...Kobe and his wasp looking self and odom looking like shrek.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    Already went shopping after I saw the total amount I owed yesterday. My mama said she'll spot me about 5k though and I think my fiance' will do the other 3, but I HATE getting money from others for some sh*t that I REALLY should be able to handle.... *sigh*

    Oh well...can't do much about it now but pay em.

  • yallcrazy

    *looking under rocks for Sassy's missing money* :shrug:

    Seriously Sassy, you will feel better when you get on a plan with them.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SPICY_MA
    "Sorry, but the Lakers will not be winning the championship this year. It will either be my boys the Celtics or my hometown BULLS!"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    **looks at your gravie**
    "Your boys the Celtics eh?"

    Are you a "thick" yt woman?

  • ICYTIFF

    @Blu Im Serious! Ion wanna be caught in the ressurection wit my drawers on :shrugs:

    @Yall maybe a nice pant suit with some exclusive Addidas with "I Luv Jesus" written across the side :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Ass
    At least you have help with it - Dayum girl what was you doing filing improper taxes :rofl: they caught me and got me one year!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OMG :rofl: I didn't mean to say @ Ass I meant at Sass :blink:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yall
    I'm just going to get me a mega millions ticket tonight and pray for the best. I swear I'll share my winnings with IRS if they let me win!

    Anybody know how the mega millions jackpots are rigged? How do I win one? :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SWEET
    "Now that was just plain mean….Thats ok, we still are gonna knock yall out…Kobe and his wasp looking self and odom looking like shrek."
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I HATE the Thunder and all that they stand for. That is all.
    :coffee:

  • ICYTIFF

    Hahaha Choco pass dat :blunt: ASAP!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Tiff
    Here you go :blunt: but I want it back :wink:

  • Spicy_Ma

    @SPICY_MA
    “Sorry, but the Lakers will not be winning the championship this year. It will either be my boys the Celtics or my hometown BULLS!”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    **looks at your gravie**
    “Your boys the Celtics eh?”

    Are you a “thick” yt woman?

    @Man

    No, I am a sexy, thick, black woman who loves the blackness of the Celtics! :hater:

  • yallcrazy

    *enters into the "rotation"*

    @Icytiff, I will have to come better than that for the Lord. I will be in dress suit with comfortable shoes! Who knows what we will have to do that day... :rofl:

    @Sassy, you're better off planning a robbery for tonight than winning that damn mega ball :dead: You got your black clothes ready, right....

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    I wasn't filing improper taxes.... I just wasn't filing...period. :shrug:

    I'm grateful to have help, but I hate to have to use my help for this..... I really hope they can just yank it from my 401k. If they can do that- I'd be really happy and willing to just pay them in full.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yall

    :yes: I'm ready..... :no:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    ICYTIFF says:

    @Blu Im Serious! Ion wanna be caught in the ressurection wit my drawers on
    ______________________________________________________________________

    lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ....

    True, true, and Im notorious for not wearing any drawers, so I def dont want that to happen. LOL....I still hate you. lmfaoooooooooo

  • yallcrazy

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, leave that 401k alone! :rules:

    You've been blessed with the help that you need. Use it.

    #againimo :)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    :hugs: It will work out you know it - don't fret

    Okay I didn't want to get into to what I would be wearing but it's trending :lol: Im going home just like I got here #NUDE :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Mr. Notorius, Is this an everyday occurance? (no drawers) :think:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ICYTIFF

    I wonder should I wear an all white suit???

  • yallcrazy

    *spanks Choco's hand*

    "Getcho azz outta here with your naked self "

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^That's what the gatekeeper gonna tell you :rofl:

  • https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    StillASassyOne says:

    There are several of those billboards in Baltimore, Sandra. Including one at the busstop across from my house- been there for months.
    _______________

    Do you know how much a single billboard costs to rent for one month? Obviously this organization is very well funded. Something is going to happen on May 21st. :coffee:

  • https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    I Run New York says:

    The bible says no man knows the day nor the hour. This billboard is nonsense.
    _________________

    You hope... :coffee:

  • https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    All I know is, I'm ready... :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    *taking bets on whether it's the a.m. or the p.m. of 5/21/11*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Yall
    but wait that's how I was born why wouldn't I go the same way :shrugs:

    @Sandra
    Don't believe it - well funded or not no one knows when and these folks are about to get even more funded with those who need to belong!

  • https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Ty says:

    When did Jesus start advertising on cheap ass billboards?
    _______________

    LOL! :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: @ICYTIFF #Foolery!

  • zee

    So I guess they just dismissed Matt. 24:36....Now in the book of Daniel they were able to calculate the Messiah's birth and baptism, but I don't believe this end of the world by math mumbo jumbo.

  • yallcrazy

    Choco, Because you will get arrested gal! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Sandra Rose says:

    All I know is, I’m ready… :coffee:

    ____________________________________________________________

    So, what you wearing? :coffee:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Sandra
    I do believe SOMETHING is going to happen. :yes:

    I think I'ma find a BOMB-azz bathing suit that day cause that's the day of my shopping trip.

    I ain't studding these fools. They may be well funded, but they don't know nary a thing about Prophecy.

    And Sandra- you know damn well.....you AIN'T READY! You gon get to the gate and find out that Beyonce, Rihanna, Chris Brown & Jermaine Dupri are the keepers.....then whatchu gon' do?! You coming to hell right along with the rest of us. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Sass

    :nono: @ Yall
    Aint no prison in heaven : )

  • yallcrazy

    *sprays holy water over whole site*

    Sassy, we getting into heaven!

    *whispers* just wear that all black, cuz we might have to sneak in :dead:

    #Lordyouknowimkidding

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ Yall keep telling the Lord she is kidding

  • yallcrazy

    @Choco, wait there is a 5 month "window" with their calcs, so you may want to save the bday suit for October.

    *thinks maybe we need to all be color coordinated for this BIG day*
    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Choco 88

    Yeah, that's like saying something mean, and concluding it with a "no offense"... :rofl:

    That wipes it away! #cleanslate

  • ICYTIFF

    Does Auntie know something she aint tellin us? :think:

  • yallcrazy

    @Icytiff, Auntie doesn't even know what she's wearing that day! :rofl:

    Somebody do a countdown!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall :rofl:

    I know what's going to happen these "knowers" will be outside chanting and holding signs. And I'll be home watching tv, because no man can predict WHEN he'll return now THAT #ibeknowin! :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    I know and you make sure you clean you slate :lol:

    HEY OFFTOPIC Brat killed her verse in Look at ME now REMIX some of the bishes gonna be in TROUBBBBLLLLEEE

  • https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Sandra Rose says:

    All I know is, I’m ready… :coffee:
    --------------

    yallcrazy says:

    So, what you wearing? :coffee:
    ____________________

    My birthday suit. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Phro, you better have your fit ready tho....

  • https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    StillASassyOne says:

    And Sandra- you know damn well…..you AIN’T READY! You gon get to the gate and find out that Beyonce, Rihanna, Chris Brown & Jermaine Dupri are the keepers…..then whatchu gon’ do?! You coming to hell right along with the rest of us. :yes:
    __________________

    Lol, I think you've got the wrong gate hun :lol:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    I think its the Republicans who are behind these billboards, so when HE doesn't return on the 21st of May, they can blame that on Obama.

    Yeah I see thru all yall little scams....

  • yallcrazy

    Sandra Rose says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    All I know is, I’m ready… :coffee:
    ————–

    yallcrazy says:

    So, what you wearing? :coffee:
    ____________________

    My birthday suit. :coffee:
    ________________________

    You and that Choco, boy I tell you! Comment #74 is for you too then.... :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: Blu busted the code!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    See Yall Sandra knows how to dress for a party :wink:

  • yallcrazy

    Well, hmmp, I'm wearing a new fit, plus new undergarments!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yeah I see thru all yall little scams….
    _______________________
    :lol:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Sandra Rose says:

    Sandra Rose says:
    All I know is, I’m ready…
    ————–
    yallcrazy says:
    So, what you wearing?
    ____________________
    My birthday suit.

    ________________________________________________

    Ohhhhhhh....well in that case I might where my these Christmas drawers (with Rudolph's nose is where the peen goes) I've been saving them for jus an occasion as such

  • yallcrazy

    *jumping up and down* THat's it!!!!

    We should wear Christmas colors...

    REPRESENTING FOR JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!

    #stillkiddingshutupchoco :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    I think I'ma pull out my mink coat for this occasion...mink coat, some Hanes underwear, a sports bra, some knee-highs and my old penny loafers.

    The mink = offering unto the gates
    Hanes = represents my chastity
    Sprots Bra = I'm ready to hit the ground running...for Jesus!
    Knee-Highs = Cause I hate to have my dirty knees touch Heave's pure carpet.
    Old Penny Loafers = to remind the Lord of my innocence.

    :yes: Ise ready! Cmon @Yall! We finna find out if "Heaven got a ghetto!"

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall I'm always fresh so it's nothing ;)

    @Choco Yeah I saw CB tweet about it,but I didn't bother to click the link of the "aging rapper"...

    @Blue I hate you bruh!!! :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall @SASO :rofl:

  • ICYTIFF

    Mr.BluPhi says:
    these Christmas drawers (with Rudolph’s nose is where the peen goes)
    _________________________________________________________________

    :dead:

    bury me with a picture of Auntie in her birthday suit

  • yallcrazy

    @Sassy, YOU will NOT be touching yor knees on Heaven's carpet.

    We'll just remember to have our black fits in a backpack, for just in case we have to sneak in (best chance to sneak in through the ghetto part) :dead:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall :dead: Go forth and prosper on another site!!!!!!! :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :prays: For Real...

    My mind was really in the gutter, Sassy praying on the carpet was not even on my mind.. I thought you were trying to be fass

    :dead: Bury me in my 5/21/11 suit....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    You are being naughty you can't keep cutting up and then be like did I say that :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    :dead: That the advertisement on the bottom right says.. "Free Bible Prophecy Book"

  • yallcrazy

    Yes, Phro, I need a beat down for that one.

    Off to the :kona:

  • yallcrazy

    :hi: Kettle (113)

    *snickers*

    I really didn't mean that last one though.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Well the person holding the pen is white so is he only coming to visit them :shrugs: #SIKE :grin:

  • CreoleCutie7

    HAROLD CAMPING HAS BEEN PREDICTING THE DATE SINCE I WAS A CHILD!! Mind you the other dates he predicted have come and gone...this will be his third prediction for the 2nd Coming since I was born and i'm moving into my late 20's now! The bible says No man know the day Nor the HR of his return.... sorry Mr Camping... what is he like 100 now ?? ... :think:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Phroz because they wanna sell as many books as they can in the next 35 days.

    I wish his return on a week day so I didn't have to go to work....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Choco You Ma'am are Racist! :coffee:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Sassy

  • brucebaner1

    This is getting old........Jesus show up already!

  • AllNYC

    The Bible says no one don't know the time or place - not even the angels or Jesus. Only the Father knows.
    No where does it mention consulting a billboard in Los Angeles for the info.

  • https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Mr.BluPhi says:
    these Christmas drawers (with Rudolph’s nose is where the peen goes)
    _________________________________________________________________

    ICYTIFF says:

    :dead:

    bury me with a picture of Auntie in her birthday suit
    ________________

    :rofl: :lol:

  • Meek

    Matthew 24:1-42
    The Destruction of the Temple and Signs of the End Times
    1 Jesus left the temple and was walking away when his disciples came up to him to call his attention to its buildings. 2 “Do you see all these things?” he asked. “Truly I tell you, not one stone here will be left on another; every one will be thrown down.”
    3 As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?”

    4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains.

    9 “Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10 At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12 Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13 but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14 And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.

    15 “So when you see standing in the holy place ‘the abomination that causes desolation,’[a] spoken of through the prophet Daniel—let the reader understand— 16 then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains. 17 Let no one on the housetop go down to take anything out of the house. 18 Let no one in the field go back to get their cloak. 19 How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! 20 Pray that your flight will not take place in winter or on the Sabbath. 21 For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now—and never to be equaled again.

    22 “If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened. 23 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. 24 For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 25 See, I have told you ahead of time.

    26 “So if anyone tells you, ‘There he is, out in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here he is, in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. 27 For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 28 Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather.

    29 “Immediately after the distress of those days

    “‘the sun will be darkened,
    and the moon will not give its light;
    the stars will fall from the sky,
    and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’[b]

    30 “Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth[c] will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory.[d] 31 And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.

    32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. 33 Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it[e] is near, right at the door. 34 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. 35 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.

    The Day and Hour Unknown
    36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.
    42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.

  • Ty

    @Choco...the Brat did kill her verse on the remix. I really hopes she takes over the game. I'm tired of Punky Brewster [:-|

  • http://twitter.com/afineparadigm afineparadigm

    I saw a rove of trucks with this message on it. I'm a a Red state located in the bible belt, if that's any indication of the f*ckery that goes on in my part of the world...

  • Destinee

    Matthew 24:36 No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,f but only the Father

  • peazzy

    @Choco - you are so right.

  • EJLOVE

    So what TIMEZONE will this happen? some states will get to 5/21/11 before others...as will some countries. Does daylight savings time factor in? not trying to be flippant I just want to know.

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    kiss my arse, my due date is that day! whats this some 'Legion' stuff (movie)