Beyonce’s Rep Explains Her Fake Hips
We can’t believe Beyonce’s PR rep even took the time to explain Bey’s outrageously padded curves in the above photo. The rep supposedly responded to “critics” who thought Bey had packed on extra weight (yes, some people are that stupid!)
But we didn’t need an explanation. We already know Beyonce is as fake as a Barack Obama $100 bill. But a flack has to earn her keep in these inflationary times.
From USmagazine.com:
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Beyonce’s rep is firing back at critics who have said the singer, 27, has packed on pounds.
After Beyonce was photographed in NYC March 8 for her I … Am tour in a Thierry Mugler couture dress, online commenters blasted her curves (“Why does she look so deformed?” one quipped).
But her rep tells Usmagazine.com the dress — which was originally designed for Jerry Hall — is to blame.
“This is not a weight-gain issue,” her rep tells Us. “Beyonce is in the best shape of her life. The exaggerated hips are a design element of a truly couture dress. Beyonce has always loved this dress.”
What’s more, a rep for designer Mugler tells Us the waist on Hall’s dress was 23 inches and was reduced to 19 for Beyonce.
Says the Mugler rep, “The padded hips intentionally focus attention to the waist.”
More pics from Chris Brown’s t-shirt line
Chris Brown is making a name for himself outside of the music arena with a new line of t-shirts. Unfortunately he’s not getting paid for the use of his name. Consumers who were unfamiliar with CB’s brand of whiny nauseating music knows who he is now. Yesterday I posted a t-shirt with a Chris Brown-ism that is selling like hot cakes on the nets. Today I found another version of the tee on Byron Crawford.
New Music: More Proof that ciara’s Career is Officially Over!
This new ciara track leaked on the Internets today (I guess) and it is typical of the garbage that ciara has been trying to pass off as music these days. I know I said that I wouldn’t post any ciara songs but I had to post this one because it is so horrible, it signals the official end of ciara’s career. She won’t be able to rebound from this one.
Happy Birthday RiRi!
Aretha Franklin’s hat should be inducted into the R&B Hall of Fame as much attention as it gets!
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RiRi celebrated her 67th birthday in downtown Detroit Saturday at Seldom Blues restaurant, complete with performances by Raheen DeVaughn, Kenny Lattimore, Secret Trois, and Obama impersonator Iman Krossor of YouTube fame.
But the star of the party was the Inaugaural Hat cake, which was made by New York designer Sylvia Weinstock out of yellow cake with buttercream frosting and fresh raspberries. There were even miniature cakes replicas of the hat given to every guest.
Source: The Detroit News via UMSG
GROUPIE ALERT: Mike Vick Released From Prison!
If the city seems a little empty to you this weekend, it’s because the groupies are heading out of town to Virginia to celebrate the return of hometown NFL hero Michael Vick. Mike was just released from prison earlier today and he’s in transit to his home in Virginia.
From AP:
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Suspended NFL star Michael Vick has left a federal lockup in Kansas, apparently bound for Virginia for a bankruptcy hearing next week.
The U.S. Bureau of Prisons Web site shows that Vick is no longer at the federal penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kan. It lists his status as “in transit.”
It’s not clear when he left, or where he is right now. But two weeks ago, a bankruptcy judge in Newport News, Va. ordered the former Atlanta Falcons quarterback to testify at an April 2nd hearing on his Chapter 11 reorganization plan.
Judge Frank Santoro also ordered Vick to pay the costs of traveling to Virginia for the hearing.
Vick is serving 23 months for a dogfighting conspiracy. He’s eligible to move into home confinement on May 21st and is scheduled to be released July 20th.
BK Customer Shoots and Kills Robber in Miami
A Burger King customer is being hailed as a hero for snuffing out a criminal who would rather rob and steal than get a job. If Barack Obama had his way, the outcome of this story would have been different.
I agree with the poster on the Miami Herald board who said the only thing the BK customer did wrong was argue with the robber before shooting him.
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The bloody event unfolded about 4 p.m. Tuesday at the [Burger King] restaurant at Northeast 54th Street and Biscayne Boulevard. It was a time, employees said, when it is usually crowded with schoolchildren and people getting out of work early.
The robber entered wearing a ski mask. He approached a clerk, showed his gun and demanded money, said Miami police spokesman Jeff Giordano.
A customer eyed him and the two started arguing. The customer had a concealed-weapons permit and his gun — and the two exchanged gunfire.
The robber crumpled to the floor and was pronounced dead at the scene.
The customer, with several gunshot wounds, was in serious but stable condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center. READ MORE…
Rihanna’s Hairline is Still Jacked Up
Rihanna continues shopping for a new house in the rolling hills of Hollywood. We see from a mile away that her hairline is still jacked up.
We guess she has bigger problems than her hairline though. Word is she’s looking for a home with a gate and a serious security system that’s hooked up directly to the po po. But what’s more worrisome to us is, does Rihanna have a thing for ugly ass houses?
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