Some of you are familiar with Kate Gosselin as the mother of 8 kids on the wildly popular reality TV show Jon & Kate Plus 8.

In case you weren’t aware, the show is a runaway #1 hit and Kate is featured on the cover of just about every magazine on the newsstand. Not because she’s a blonde with a hawt bod, but because her husband cheated on her with the babysitter.

To be honest, I’m not sure who he cheated with, and don’t much care.

I’m more interested in how a woman over 30, who delivered 8 children has such a great shape with a flat tummy? It couldn’t be crunches or pilates because after age 30, subcutaneous fat tends to settle around the midsection by default. And no amount of ab crunches will get rid of it.

So I’m guessing (since Kate is a RN) she had some sort of surgical intervention like Usher’s wife Tameka Foster-Raymond tried to have done before that unfortunate accident in Brazil.

Some chicks (like Tameka) can afford to have liposuction performed to get rid of their fat rolls. But the rest of us have to make do by curtailing our diets (avoid white bread, white sugar, etc.), exercising and drinking plenty of water. Or drink Fennel tea to reduce the abdominal bloating that can add unwanted inches to our waistlines.

The fennel tea people aren’t paying me to promote their products, so let Google be your friend.

UPDATE:

Loyal reader Crystal emailed to inform me that Kate had surgery a few years back:

…one of the viewers husband was a plastic surgeon and they offered do the procedure for free because they loved the show so much. They pretty much showed the whole procedure on one episode of the show and the before and after pics and she did have quite a bit of excess fat as her stomach was HUGE with the sextuplets

Recently I wrote a blurb about a certain celebrity who is (or was) cheating on his wife. I won’t reveal the celebrity’s name or the name of his industry wife. The couple does not reside in Georgia.

Word has reached my ears that the celebrity is hinting at retaliation against me for revealing his dirty deeds. After much contemplation, I decided to write this post — just in case I turn up in intensive care.

Additionally, I hear that his wife is upset and very close to losing it. They say she’s calling around in an attempt to find out who the other chick is. But why worry about the other chick when she should be worrying about her husband?

The celebrity is telling friends that he fears his wife might leave him — not because of his own indiscretions — but because of what I wrote on my blog about him…

If his wife leaves him, how is that my fault? And why can’t chicks who marry industry dogs just accept the fact that occasionally they will come home with fleas?

This is why intelligent women avoid intimate relationships with industry men. Because there is no six degrees of separation. Everyone knows everyone, and secrets aren’t safe.

I guess what I’m saying is: I take any and all threats seriously.

Fresh over at Crunktastical.net posted these images of rapper Lil Wayne attending the Magic vs Lakers game at Staples Center yesterday. Even cleaned up, he looks an unholy mess! If your vagina doesn’t flinch and recoil in horror at the sight of these pics, you might want to have it checked out by a doctor.

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Thailand police are sticking to their story that “Kung Fu” and “kill Bill” actor David Carridine’s death was accidental.

A maid found Carradine’s dead body curled up in a closet early Thursday morning. A shoestring was fashioned around his neck and attached to his penis. A separate cord was used to bind his hands behind his neck.

The method of death is consistent with erotic asphyxiation (or strangulation), which involves temporarily cutting off oxygen to the brain in order to achieve heightened sexual arousal.

No sooner did the news break that 72-year-old’s death was the result of a kinky sex game, Carradine’s manager and family rushed out statements crying foul play. They pointed to the fact that Carradine’s hands were tied behind his back.

Apparently, they feel there is dishonor in dying an old pervert as opposed to being murdered.

Thai officials believe Carradine died from suffocation or heart failure following an orgasm. Men don’t usually achieve orgasms during the act of being murdered unless there was some pleasure involved.

Carradine’s manager Chuck Binder originally told reporters his client died of natural causes. Carradine’s body was shipped back to the United States today.

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Wow!

From SPLASH News:

Tourists in Dresden, Germany [were] warned they may be shot if they try to sneak a peak at US President Barack Obama.

Holidaymakers in the German city of Dresden have been warned to stay away from their hotel room windows during President Barack Obama’s visit – or risk being shot.

Stunned tourists say they have been given strict orders to keep away from their hotel windows and balconies while the president is around.

Some told how they were warned if they do not follow the instructions they could be mistaken for terrorists and shot by police. German authorities have virtually shut down the eastern German city’s historic Old Town for Obama’s visit.

Tourists say they cannot get in or out without showing their passports. They also complained they cannot make phone calls because their mobile phone signals have been jammed.

Photo: Splash News Online

American Idol judge Randy Jackson and his biracial son Jordan, 11, attended the Magic vs Lakers game at the Staples Center in L.A. yesterday. The Lakers took game 1 of the NBA Finals with a resounding defeat over fine azz Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic. Jordan is the youngest of Jackson’s 2 kids by his wife Erika Rider. He has an older son by a previous marriage.

Photo: Splash News Online

The day before his historic speech to the Muslim world this week, Barack Hussein Obama opined that the United States “could be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.”

Of course that was wishful thinking on his part since the U.S. doesn’t even rank close to being a Muslim country. Never mind that Christians (and Jews for that matter) far outnumber Muslims in the U.S. by 200-1.

It has become clear to many who didn’t realize it before that Obama is the first Muslim president of the United States. There isn’t anything wrong with a Muslim president. But the problem lies in the deception used to get him into office.

In his speech televised worldwide from Cairo University in Egypt, Obama quoted extensively from the koran — probably the first U.S. president to do so.

Obama raised eyebrows when he said: “I consider it part of my responsibility as President of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”

Really? See, I didn’t know that. I thought it was the responsibility of the president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of America?

But all Obama has done since being elected is criticize America on foreign soil.

The Asia Times said of Obama,

“Why should the president of the United States address the ‘Muslim world? To speak to the ‘Muslim world’ is to speak not to a fact, but rather to an aspiration. And that is the aspiration that Islam shall be a global [world] religion as its founders intended. For an American president to validate such an aspiration is madness.”

Considering the fact that the U.S. is moving closer towards becoming a Muslim/Arab nation, I decided to create this poll to ask how many of you would convert voluntarily to Islam if BHO asked you to?

The key word being ‘voluntarily’.

“Kung Fu” and “Kill Bill” star David Carradine, 72, was found dead earlier today in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel room. Carradine was originally thought to have committed suicide.

But according to a Bangkok newspaper, Carradine’s death may be the accidental result of a kinky sex game called erotic asphyxiation which involves temporarily cutting off oxygen to the brain to heighten sexual arousal.

On Thursday, a hotel maid found the star dead in a closet when she opened his suite at around 10 a.m. local time. There were no visible signs of a struggle but reports are now emerging that the actor may have died as a result of a sex-game.

Meanwhile, Thai police have taken back their position that Carradine likely died as a result of a suicide. According to the Bangkok Post, the actor was found naked, curled up inside the wardrobe with one end of a shoelace tied around his penis and the other end fastened around his neck.

Both of his hands were bound with a cord which was also tied around his neck, an unnamed police officer told the newspaper. It is believed Carradine died some 12 to 24 hours before he was found by the hotel maid.

Forensic experts have also reportedly found a footprint on the bed which did not match the shoes worn by the actor. There was also a glass of water in the room and experts are checking to see if the drink had been tampered with.

Official information surrounding his death remains sketchy at this time. [link]