PICS: Keyshia Cole’s Album Release Party in Atlanta
R&B Diva Keyshia Cole held her album release party for her album Calling All Hearts in Atlanta last night. I hear it was packed with fans who will hopefully go out and buy Keyshia’s album when it drops next Tuesday, December 21.
In anticipation of the release, another track has leaked from Keyshia’s album. This one titled “Last Hangover” featuring Timbaland.
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In the meantime, those pesky cash flow rumors within Keyshia’s camp have cropped up again. Some of you might remember the rumors that her manager Manny Hailey was bouncing checks all over the place. Well, a source within Keyshia’s record label tells me that Manny has taken to running up expensive bar tabs at nightclubs and refusing to pay when the bill comes.
Keyshia is said to be so upset at the constant complaints about her manager that she hired an additional manager — a female — to look after her business affairs. This does not mean that Manny is fired (they still have a contract), it means that Manny is not so hands on with her career as he was in the past.
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In addition to cash flow problems, my source, who asked not to be identified, said Hailey bought into a Philippe Chow restaurant franchise in Los Angeles that is about to go belly up due to lack of interest from well-heeled diners. In fact, business is so poor that Mr. Chow himself is contemplating removing his name from the restaurant.
“Keyshia has not set one foot in the restaurant to help Manny promote it,” said the source.
Reviews of Hailey’s restaurant have been less than spectacular:
By the time we left, there was only one other couple in the entire restaurant. It was startling to see how empty the place was. My date mentioned that he suspected another case of the “missing soul” and, unfortunately, I felt the same way. As my good friend Eric would say: looks like Philippe Chow phoned this one in.
L-R: DJ Drama, Keyshia Cole, Yung Joc, Neffie
Keyshia and her half sister Neffie
Photos by Prince Williams/ATLPics.net
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Why in all the pics with her sister KeyCo got that look like…”Hurry up and SNAP the pic…so Neffe can get her azz da HAIL ON SOMEWHERE…”
I hate the newspaper shirt Neffe is wearing! I heard KeyCol on the Rickey Smiley show this morning and she sounds like Frankie.
I thought it was sweet Boobie called her while she was on the show.
Is that newspaper print Neffe has on?
keyco looks beautiful
And whycome Neffe look like in one of the pics…that right before the picture got taken…that KeyCo had informed her THIRSTY azz…that she cut off the free dranks…for the REST of the night…and Neffe is salty bout that shyt?
@kwall I just scrolled back up and almost died
You’re right.
Keyshia looks good…something is off with her face though….hmmm
Keyshia looks great while Neffee looks………..:blink:
Young Joc is still alive? wow…
I love Keyshia’s boots. Good luck to her!! By the way, Frankie is a trip on Celebrity Rehab.
Keyshia looks good…something is off with her face though….hmmm
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she has a new nose and some new teeth too.
Keyshia looks gorgeous though! #thatisall
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Hope her albums sells but I hate her outfit she is looking GHETTO FAB and not CUTE at all I did like her hair until I saw the black underneath the red the style is cute tho but them boots and that jacket
OffKeysh looks really nice but uninterested in the party. Somebody must have let her listen to the untouched version of “Love.” I’d have a hard time recovering too
I like keyshia’s boots
Iwas her on the Steve Harvey project lastnight she looked cute.
I thought her nose looked a little off…
*googling pictures of the “Changed My Mind” Keyshia to compare the two*
Love Keyshia’s hair color, and Neffie looks nice for Neffie.
@Civil, where is your #noshade tag? lol
Keyshia looks cute. I love the boots.
@ kwall I was thinking the same thing about the pics with Neffe. LOL
Ummm, does KeyCol and Nikki go to the same dentist? —>
Keyshia looks very nice here. No hate today. Neffie looks cute for Neffie.
Keysh looks beautiful in these pics. Glad to see she hasn’t distanced herself completely from her family.
TWO folks done said…”Neffie looks nice for Neffie.”
And I agree she looks about just as good as somebody named Neffeterria can look. Even with a newsprint shirt on…Somebody send her a memo to tell her NOBDOY reads newspapers anymore please…but back in 1985 her shirt woulda been the gatdayum bidness….
Morning All
Keyshia makin moves…do it Bish! Nice to see her out with her sister, thats a good look as well
Hey Chocolatier, Kimi, Kwall, Mamacita, BNat and Peach Fuzzy Cat :wave
Peach and Kimi!
*from earlier post* That chinese lady said after she finish me I was
from her nail shop… forever!!
She said something in her language but I think it amounted to:
“You go now!!! Don’t come back!”
Somebody should buy Bobby V some lifters…he’s petite
Keyshia looks really cute, and highly irritated with sis and her New York Times inspired apparel
Neffie looks like Stanktasia’s mom to me
Hey choco!!!
Rolls out the Official Red Carpet to the 2010 SR AWARDS
Keyshia’s boots r to die for…
Love Keyshia’s outfit. Especially the boots!
*gasp* Does Neffie have on a glove with that shirt?
What is newspaper hell does Cafateria…I mean Neffateria (however the hell you spell it) have on?
@Wut, I hate going to the nail shop and they are laughing and talking in their language. I know its about me because they are looking at me. I just laugh right along with them. They shut the hell up then!
WOOHOOOO the Awards are Starting
Not “Stanktasia” @ Civil
@ Ace
Is that you SR awards suit in the gravie?!?!?
You’re looking casket sharp boy!!
It’s Red Carpet Time??
Let me go hurry Bey along…I can’t stand to be late to nigga festivities, all the food will be gone
Keyshia looks so pretty!!
@Ace….please contact my MANAGER to get my arrival time…
Im hungry when are they starting REAL im about to go get my lunch
Oh and ChaCha, you’re doing that damn thing with that website guhl! :highfive: you go bish!
Keyshia doesn’t look happy at all.
Ace….please contact my MANAGER to get my arrival time…
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Those boots are pure fiyah.
Cha send that link to my email again pls boo I don’t feel like sorting thru mine
jazzyiest says:
What is newspaper hell does Cafateria…I mean Neffateria (however the hell you spell it) have on?
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I think it’s the comic section of the Atlanta Journal Constitution..
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@ Peach:
I know! They make me mad with all that talking over my head ish! But I am going to try what you did to see what happens
OH the Awards are starting! let me get my dress on!
Neffie has posed with dry azz quick weaves,and shown up to places with no eyebrows, so IMO this is a huge improvement for her. Her clothes fit O_o to the newsprint shirt, she has eyebrows, her quick weave looks fresh, and she has gloss on her lips.
Neffie is having a good look day.
Keyshia lookin like, “who the fluck let this bish in my damn party?”
@chase
Aren’t they! I keep scrolling back up to look at them. haha
What is newspaper hell does Cafateria…I mean Neffateria (however the hell you spell it) have on?
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Bet five Frankie azz forgot how to spell it prolly right after she signed the birth certificate and been calling her Neffe errysince cause…she couldn’t rememba!
Ace my backup dancers will be arrivin shortly, the city bus broke down so they had to wait for another one to come pick them up!
Grabs
& 
and gets a seat right in the front row before the SR awards start….
She has lost weight….
Damn the red carpet out hold on lemme put on my best attire for the occasion!!!
Peachpussycat says:
I hate the newspaper shirt Neffe is wearing! I heard KeyCol on the Rickey Smiley show this morning and she sounds like Frankie.
Ok, so it wasnt just me, she sound JUST LIKE frankie,.
I was stunned
Therapist who are you arriving to the awards with my effn date is missing
Mamacita says:
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He sure does…
It’s Red Carpet Time??
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I am on SKRAIT CP time bruh…Cain’t Ace see I am still having my coffee?
*Slings 16″ Indian remi so it hangs over shoulder. Strolls down aisle strategically holding up blazer to show off bedazzle on boyshorts. Waves to my non-existing fans*
gravi check…….
testing
crzasallgetout says:
@chase
Aren’t they! I keep scrolling back up to look at them. haha
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lol…me too!
I’ve seen this look on Keyshia so many times…thigh high boots, skinny jeans/pants big belt, red cool-aid hair. She looks cute per usual.
I too heard her interview on Rickey Smiley’s show and…WOW! She needs to work on her interviewing skills. She does sound like Frankie.
SANDRA ROSE PRE-AWARDS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY CITITRENDS AND GOLDEN CORRAL
STAY TUNED…
@Ace…Bey said she’ll open the show if you create a special category for her. Oh and don’t make her read anything….
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This fit perfect last month!
*Goes back to virtual closet:
@Choco
I haven’t decided between my Mommy (its tradition right..first award bring yo momma) or Beyonce (baddest chick in the game so everybody can hate on us…..publicity is publicity “at the end of the day”…my ode to Kcole and dem)
Yall will see when we arrive…fashionably LATE but PAPs will be called
I’m so mad @Wut!!!! U stole my outfit…..
Its about to be a Man Down situation on the Red Carpet
**grabs a seat next to @Jazzy and steals some of her popcorn**
*Stops and poses with Dimpz for a polariad picture at the Paparazzi photo spot*
@ACE & @Man…..C. Milian and Kim K. ain’t gonna have nothing on my BEY
@Civil….Bey can READ!! SHe ain’t performing…..she gonna be on my Arm!
WEll you kknow what she gonna perform EGO while I walk up and accept my award….or someone getting KANYE’ED
*********Attention*********
Yung Humma has just confirmed that he and Flint FLossy will be the opening act. Performing a mix of “Smang it” and “Fried or Fertilized”…
more like Taylor SWIFTED
*turns head whispers to Ace* Hope you beefed up security Booski. Looks like Wut and Mean wearing the same outfit. That’s NEVER GOOD!
meanNsurly says:
I’m so mad @Wut!!!! U stole my outfit…..
Its about to be a Man Down situation on the Red Carpet
the boootique said this was one of a kind! 
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I am going to get my 8 dollars back! *storms off*
HAPPY FRIDAY PEEPS!!!!
Keyshia looks nice get it bissshhhh!! Neffe….that was so 2000 and even then I HATTTTEEEDDDD ITTTTTT *two snaps and a twist*
*gets dressed for the awards*
Ummmm @therapist…BEY already agreed to go with me! It’s apart of my recording contract with daddy Matt…so #backup
CivilEngineer says:
@Ace…Bey said she’ll open the show if you create a special category for her. Oh and don’t make her read anything….
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CBreezy is in attendance…so is Bey gonna show up..i know she was boycottin events with him there..so…is she over that?
**cues “Right Above It” By Lil Wayne and ‘nem** Where’s the host??
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@Therapist so you tryna walk down with my gravi huh? Let me get her red carpet ready then…
@therapist…so we’re nominated for the same award and you’re trying to steal my date??
I’ll just go with @Snooty…she was my first choice anyway!
Oh shyt, Mean and Wut wearing the same outfit!!!
3D glassez
@ Ace…Make sure my seat is not anywhere in Breezy’s vicinity. He may “accidentally” slap the shyt outta me and then start swearing up and down he don’t remember it.
yall excuse the smoke all the smoke on the carpet, my dancers just got here and the bus they were ridin in was on it’s last leg!
at Civil and Therapist
ebeefinDebating over who takin Bey…to the awards…@Ace…they resolved their issues. Jay rewired her motherboard so she’s peachy now
*side eye* Civil
aight den homie, I see how it is
@Civil….u have no other choice…We already in the Stretch HONDA ACCORD together.
I”m rocking ROCAWEAR….She rocking DEREON
@MAMACITA…get her together
Glad to see Neffee and Keyshia together again, but I sure hope that Neffee tied those tubes.
@Wut: U paid $8….I bought this at the Dollar Tree. U got ripped off. HMPH……I decided to put on another outfit anyways…..gravi change
@Brown **coughs, gags, waves hand in front of face** I thought you was Puffy and Nicki with all that damn smoke.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ace…Make sure my seat is not anywhere in Breezy’s vicinity. He may “accidentally” slap the shyt outta me and then start swearing up and down he don’t remember it.
@ u for this chit right here!!!
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Imma be the LAST person to get to the awards…my azz still ’round my house…dranking coffee…watching tv….ain’t even laid my clothes ‘cross the bed yet…and a fight done already broke out and folks already there…
*pours more
*get blade ready to flip put from under tongue cuz I think I’m gon have to slice and dice a bish just because*
WUTWUZINDAT!? says:
meanNsurly says:
I’m so mad @Wut!!!! U stole my outfit…..
Its about to be a Man Down situation on the Red Carpet
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the boootique said this was one of a kind!
I am going to get my 8 dollars back! *storms off*
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And by boutique you mean Citi Trends??
@Dimpz
You don’t have to worry abotu cbreezy….he sitting between Mirs and His…
ala the Arab on Soul Plane…i’m sure he wont get out of line.
LINK TO WHAT CHOCO?
JUST GOT MY HAIR DID
<—- BISHES IS SO MUTHAFLUCKIN JEALOUS OF MY EXCLUSIVE TASTE IN HAIR
Just floored at the ghettoproms dot com outfits!
I am going to need NEFFIE to stop shopping at CITI-TREND!!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!
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@ kwall says:
And whycome Neffe look like in one of the pics…that right before the picture got taken…that KeyCo had informed her THIRSTY azz…that she cut off the free dranks…for the REST of the night…and Neffe is salty bout that shyt?
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Kwall!! I was thinking the same THING!!!! OMG!!!
meanNsurly says:
@Wut: U paid $8….I bought this at the Dollar Tree. U got ripped off. HMPH……I decided to put on another outfit anyways…..gravi change
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I don’t wanna wear it neeevah!!!
*Goes back to virtual closet… ahh! perfect!*
BE RIGHT BACK I GOTTA FIND MY DATE
LMAO @BRWON….i just busted out laughin at your smoke filled bus
Peach this is black smoke not the white smoke! The black smoke is a lot more dangerous!
*gives valet a 50 cent piece*
Yall niccahs better park my Eldorado somewhere safe! My rag top bet not have nan scratch on it!
@Civil
Where do I get one of the earlier models?
So Beys a fembot?
@Cha: Ur hair looks spectacular girl. Who did ur hair?
im boycotting these awards with rev al and jessie and we got el debarge singing for us for the lightskin discrimination
CivilEngineer says:
WUTWUZINDAT!? says:
meanNsurly says:
I’m so mad @Wut!!!! U stole my outfit…..
Its about to be a Man Down situation on the Red Carpet
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the boootique said this was one of a kind!
I am going to get my 8 dollars back! *storms off*
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And by boutique you mean Citi Trends??
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Yes the one by Lenox Mall… They have high quality fashion in that one
“Stretch Honda Accord”
#classic
#oneofakind
#only1madeinAmerica
This gon’ be a cold ass awards show right here **shakes sunflower seeds in my hand ala Cedric the Entertainer from Kings of Comedy**
CHACHA! hey Mami! *blows
*
*Tips over to Mean, bish can’t walk in these shoes, Good luck Dollface*
*Poses for camera with Mean*
dead at @MEANS gravi
@BROWN…you going with your backup dancers, remember?? You can sit next to me though
@therapist…that’s fine! Me and Snoots will be Polo down and we’re coming in head first jiggin real nasty –>
***all the way to flo***
ChaCha says:
JUST GOT MY HAIR DID
<—- BISHES IS SO MUTHAFLUCKIN JEALOUS OF MY EXCLUSIVE TASTE IN HAIR
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Cha Cha!!!! It's… It's BeaUUUUTIFUL!!!
THIS NIGGA HAD ME DYING HIS HAIR LAST NIGHT WITH 50/11 PACKS OF RED KOOL AID…. IM ABOUT TO SLIDE OUT THE BACK AND FIND A NEW DATE ….BE RIGHT BACK
@Wut: Ur outfit has broken the rules set for this event. Please don’t step on the red carpet, circle around the back, go in the storage closet, and wait until ur name is called for award. We will then slide the award underneath the door along with some snacks for u and ur 30 month old baby in ur stomach….THANKS
*Walks over to refreshment table* ARE YALL FOR SERIOUS?! WILD IRISH ROSE?!
**watches as the valet pushes Brown’s El Dorado through the parking lot cause it cut off 3 times**
Cha the link to your blog MA
@AWESOME…I believe Kelly Rowland bought all the older models, you know she’s a lil lesbun for Bey #noshade
*****steps out of Camaro with an original floor length gown made out of Skittles (an TyreLaJuan original) with matching Swarovski shoes, make up done by Jai Jai*****
Today don’t call me Mean….call me Ms. Kitty Pop!!!!
@MzD the Grey Goose is under the table!!
Civil I wasn’t goin with my dancers they just waitin to perform but I see you!
meanNsurly says:
@Wut: Ur outfit has broken the rules set for this event. Please don’t step on the red carpet, circle around the back, go in the storage closet, and wait until ur name is called for award. We will then slide the award underneath the door along with some snacks for u and ur 30 month old baby in ur stomach….THANKS
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*****cues Nelly, “Grillz” as I walk back stage*****
MzDimplez1123 says:
*Walks over to refreshment table* ARE YALL FOR SERIOUS?! WILD IRISH ROSE?!
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It’s really box wine…we found some Wild Irish bottles behind the building
**pulls up in LaBaron with gold wire spokes and music thumping PYT by MJ**
MS. KITTY POP HAS ARRIVED BYTCHES
Bosstown says:
@WUT’s gravi!!! Work it Ma!!
*Twirl it! Twirl it! Now drop it like it’s hot!* Glad you like!!!
**starting up the chopper and waitin on Candi, Kingston, Sassy and Brown to all get ready so we can drop on in**
watches as the valet pushes Brown’s El Dorado through the parking lot cause it cut off 3 times**
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*cues Trina’s “Baddest Bish” as I step out of my $1 cab*
Yes, HOES! I’m here and got the razor under my wig cap!!
Stops to take camera phone picture while showing nails: “B*tch You Don’t Want None” in rhinestones on the fingers of my left & “Most Likely to be Banned” in rhinestones on the fingers of my right
*pats weave, pops gum*
Ace- Where the food at? I know ya’ll got some chicken or something. I’m hungry. Can’t stop going to Black folks events and they cheap out on the food.
And WHO GOT THE LIQUOR?!
@ Boss..So they hide the EXPENSIVE stuff I see. *pours 2oz in a twenty ounce styrofoam cup and fills the rest with lemonade* Thanks Ma!
*runss up to the stretch Honda Accord*
@Therapist Lets go before Civil gets here…
I am going to need NEFFIE to stop shopping at CITI-TREND
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“C I T I…CitiTrends is FASHION FOR LESS!!!”
GRAVI CHECK…..
BEY & I…PRESENTING AN AWARD
Morning EVERYBODY !!!
I’m still deciding on MY Attire and debating whether I should shave MY Beard… Btw @WUT is LQQKING Extremely SEXXY w/ The Split
@east
GREAT MOVE Bruh with the El appearance (@candi is GOING to FAINT…)
Why am I hearing Isaac Hayes “Shaft” in the distance? **squints eyes** Who is that pulling up?
*flags down SASO*
They got wingdings and Doritos casserole, box wine and a damned 5th of Goose hidden under the table.
StillASassyOne says:
*cues Trina’s “Baddest Bish” as I step out of my $1 cab*
Yes, HOES! I’m here and got the razor under my wig cap!!
Stops to take camera phone picture while showing nails: “B*tch You Don’t Want None” in rhinestones on the fingers of my left & “Most Likely to be Banned” in rhinestones on the fingers of my right
*pats weave, pops gum*
Ace- Where the food at? I know ya’ll got some chicken or something. I’m hungry. Can’t stop going to Black folks events and they cheap out on the food.
And WHO GOT THE LIQUOR?!
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*stashes shank in my weave*
I gots the liquor, you got the
?
OOOPS TRY AGAIN
@Man
*on my Boost phone screaming at you in the middle of the red carpet*
Negro! I called you 6 times!! You ain’t answer and ya azz was sposed to pick me up an hour ago! F**K you! I called a damn hack!
And when you do finally arrive- I may just have to pull my blade out and let you know something…
Better call another raggedy ho to go with you!
Cha Cha done changed her outfit again.
UGGGH GRAVI NOT WORKING
Ms. Kitty Pop
I cant with you babe 
It’s there Therapist. You look rather dapper
Let me go get my azz dressed…this look like it is gonna be some ghetto fied mess…(makes note to carry my BIG purse…so I can slip my house shoes in…case some shyt pop off and I need to come up out my 6 inches…and use THEM as weapons…)
StillASassyOne says:
@Man
*on my Boost phone screaming at you in the middle of the red carpet*
Negro! I called you 6 times!! You ain’t answer and ya azz was sposed to pick me up an hour ago! F**K you! I called a damn hack!
And when you do finally arrive- I may just have to pull my blade out and let you know something…
Better call another raggedy ho to go with you!
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You need a pistol????
OK IM READY FOR MY CLOSE UP…..THEN I HAVE TO RUN TO THE BACK AND PUT ON MY FINAL OUTFIT FOR WHEN I ACCEPT MY AWARDS….PAPARAZZI IS ON US THICK…I HOPE YA’LL READY
****plays “Steady Mobbin” over PA system****
@Mirs, not.the.helicopter.hairdo. Lawda mercy!!!
<—I have arrived. Let the festivities commence.
@ Kwall…I already sharpened my heel incase I need to Single White Female some bishes.
@Harlem: Where the fluck u been girl.
and pours a cup of MD 20/20 (Grape) in Wine glass 
@mean:dead:@ the LeBaron!!!!
@Dimpz
Thanks Girl, but Grey Goose? Nuh-Unh! Where the Andre and Asti Spumante’ at? Damn! Ya’ll don’t know how to class it up for an event?!
@MAMACITA….let’s hit it. U got the DRINKS….we bring our own drinks to these types of events (NENE)
@ MIrs…Did you fly in on your hair?
Hmmm, I see the one of kind outfit has atleast 2 knockoffs.
thanks MzDimps….I do what I do
BRB….gotta get sum lunch real quick
**exits awards show real quick….munchies setting in**
@ Kitty…..AIN’T NO WINE GLASSES! STY-RO-FOAM CUPS IS WHAT WE GOT!
@Mirs
Oh…wait a minute…this bish here…
*circling, mean-mugging, pulling out razor*
BISH! Are you jocking my hurr?! Oh HELL TO THE NAW!!!!
*lunges at Mirs helicopter*
Bish, I will cut you!! I did it 1st!! Take that sh*t down!
*Security (Mean’s cousins fresh out of the pen) rush over to break it up*
@MzD not the wingdings oh girl save some for mean…..hide them in between the 5th of Grey Goose and the nip of Patron under the table.
IT’S TIME TO PARTY!!!!!
I meant save some for me.
Where is Ace?! We have got to discuss this caterer?!
Ms. Kitty Pop you know how to treat a bish MD 20/20 awwwwwww chiiitttttt. I lubs you
*takes steel reserve out of purse*
MzDimplez1123 says:
It’s there Therapist. You look rather dapper
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Nothing dapper about that gray velvetine suit
MANNNNNN help pls send me Mirs, WUTS, and Sasso Gravi pls
I need to sit close to @Mean so if something pop off I am safe…(we all know the gays will fight their hearts out…will wreck SHOP if shyt pops off…I ain’t lying.) So save me a seat in your section bruh… (hope they azz not drunk and unruly by the time I FINALLY leave…)
@164…Not single white female a bish with a shoe??
Obama just hit me on the jack he said if they discriminating on light skin folks he down for the cause
@ Boss…You don’t want that Boo. It’s in a damned casserole with some Doritos and Nacho cheese and they didn’t even take the damned bones out.
I got the Cisco and Muskatel with pork rinds
meanNsurly says:
@ Mirs….just flucking dead at u for ur hairdo. U gonna fly on stage for ur award?
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#gangmember
I knew I shouldn’t have been on time to this ish! Ninjas never start shyt on time! *Flips #613 (platinuim blonde) yaki crimps and crip walks to the restroom*
@ Kwall, I gots to look out fa myself cause the security too busy trading jail house stories to guard my pretty ass.
YSO… you do know me and Cha Cha JUST… took that back to the boutique for our refund… looks like they sold all three of us the same 8 dollar out fit.
Opting for a simple black sheath, (b/c I know there a funeral will follow, yet it will be before the after party at the Legion) 3 strands of pearls with an iced-out razor blade medallion (black diamonds) cuz I’ve yet to see security. Large carafe of Crown Royal Black in my LV bucket purse next to my disposable cameras.
#keepinitclassy
eastpointvet says:
Obama just hit me on the jack he said if they discriminating on light skin folks he down for the cause
He just called @chase and said he was making a guest appearance on the sow
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StillASassyOne says:
@Mirs
Oh…wait a minute…this bish here…
*circling, mean-mugging, pulling out razor*
BISH! Are you jocking my hurr?! Oh HELL TO THE NAW!!!!
*lunges at Mirs helicopter*
Bish, I will cut you!! I did it 1st!! Take that sh*t down!
*Security (Mean’s cousins fresh out of the pen) rush over to break it up*
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*shoots Still in the ankle with the .22 I got stashed in my hair*
Nuthin to see here folks, nuthin to see here.
I meant MIRS AND STILL had the same hair style…
Well if that’s the case I am gonna scoot over here next to Choco she got the good stuff…..what’s up with them pork rinds Choco??
Im arriving in a barely there Cher outfit by Bob Mackie and Cher WIG #FlipsCherHAIR
There are 2 finger sandwiches left, who wants them?
Nobody?
Okay!
<—– ME GIVING BEYONCE "Lifetime Achievement Award for SR"
Pork Rinds and Boston Beans babe
*screams and pulls off left shoe* WHAT THAT A GUNSHOT?!
*pulls up on a stretch Segway with Stevie Wonders’ “Overjoyed” knockin. Grabs fifth of Hennessey Black that will be the scapegoat for my actions*
How bout this shyt here?!?!?!
Walking in in my Bjork duck outfit with the Lady Gaga stilettos.
@Civil….STR8 UP HATER!!
@CHoco…aight MA i wanna take a picture with you and that outfit
@ Civil……..There was always only two and they’re made from Spam!
ELove says:
Morning EVERYBODY !!!
I’m still deciding on MY Attire and debating whether I should shave MY Beard… Btw @WUT is LQQKING Extremely SEXXY w/ The Split
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Thanks bew!!!
mirsmommy says:
How bout this shyt here?!?!?!
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Damn, spoke too soon.
@WUT
I have just been made aware of that fact. I’m running out to find something else right now.
(mumbles)
That old, raggedy boutique bish owes me $10. Yeah, she overcharged me too.
*limps over to Choco on one heel* This shyt is gettng serious!
If no one has anything to wear I could lend you Gaga Meat dress but at this point it’s more like beef jerky fringes
*limps over to Choco on one heel*
Bish y you limpn you ain’t shot 
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Who ate all the dam potted meat sammiches?????
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Civil……..There was always only two and they’re made from Spam!
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Is spam like potty meat? They tasted like steak on bread to me
Goes to crank my 85 El Camino so it can warm up while I finish my hair…pops in…”Nann Nukka” and cranks that shyt allllllllll de way up…so I can hear it in my house…(my neighbor lookin at me all mean muggin and shyt…)
“FLUCK YOU..don’t nobody say shyt to YOU when you be listening to the Platters and shyt all LOUD…”
Don’t worry @East. My attendance is actually in defiance of this blatant discrimination against us “fair skinned” folks.
chants
“HELL NO!! WE DON’T GLOW”
Well let me slide on down this red carpet doing my best jail house poses for the camera and holding up a book of $100 food stamps. Bam!!!!!!!!
@Therapist
and I will give you an autograph if I win 
Time to go get some real food! I’ll return to accept MY award!
And the best dressed award goes to YSo with the pregnant belly, tube top stripped lycra dress and matching black pregnancy stripe (smear) down the tummy. No one can rock that ish better than you boo!!!!
Well let me slide on down this red carpet doing my best jail house poses for the camera and holding up a book of $100 food stamps. Bam!!!!!!!!_
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I almost lost my damn breath trying to muffle my laugh I saw you in my head
@ Choco. My heels are 5″. I’m only 5’4 myself. *Puts other shoe on so I can have balance again.*
“HELL NO!! WE DON’T GLOW”
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This is why I wore black.
I meant Swan outfit excuse me!!
*puts on my Now & Later pasties, cheekless booty shorts, thigh high boots, and hops on the purple Ducati 848, revs engine, and takes off on my way to the awards*
RHIANNA INTRODUCING BEYONCE FOR THE “Lifetime Achievemt Award Tribute”
**Keri Hilson: Sings DIVA
**C. Milian: Sings DeJavu
**Ciara: Performs: Get me BOdied
** K. Rowland & Michelle (interrupts the tribute to perform CeeLo “F*@K You”…..SECURITY
**Rhianna: performs What’s my name…then goes into Crazy in Love…then goes into Freekum Dress…then IRREPLACEABLE
**Chris BRown & Rhiana performs: HOLLYWOOD
PLEASE MOVE EXPEDIOUSLY TO THE AUDITORIUM…..
*tiptoe runs behind Civil* Can I roll withchu or can you bring a girl something back? *Bats squirrel hair lashes at Civil*
SON-OF- A B!TCH!
MY BOSS JUST CAME AND TOLD ME SHE IS TAKIN US ALL TO LUNCH!!
Didn’t she get the memo about the Awards!!! I will see yall later! Good luck to every one!! I will say congrats when I return!
*storms off!!! trips on dress, shakes it off, smile for the camera, Jumps in 1970 stretch beatle and peels off*
**movin niggas out my front row seats **
**takes up seats on the front row with my four dates, wearin sunshades and not even acknowleding the cameras and other people their**
*I’m off to lunch too*
See yall in a minute.
Yso, hold my guns for me.
Takin my seat next to Choco ……girl gimme some more of them pork rinds!!!
@Man
so push someone out the front seat for me and please 
Know you have another date my date is
@Boss
really pork rinds here guhl
It’s okay @ WUT if you WIN and I will ACCEPT and KEEP your award for you
@Man….Bey and I are NOT moving….have a problem? Talk to Matty Knowles
what i miss
*Rolls eyes @ Man* Ninja plz!
@Candi………Yo Man about to need an eye patch
@civie I am honored to walk down the red carpet with you in my couture dress….
*arrives fashionably late wear my extra firm booty pop pads in a leather one piece catsuit with the boobs and cheeks cut out in heart shapes*
@ Man
*Crip walks back in from the restroom (that popcorn gave me the runs) thinking, “I wish a ni**a would be sitting in my seat!” Eyeballs Man and realizes it’s about to be a misunderstanding.*
i no longer have a man
Hey Choco
*skates away from Man in my tennis shoes with the skates on em so I can check on my dancers*
Where is Security
Are we checking names at the door 
@Mirs
<— You know I got you.
@ Candi….I apologize for not realizing that you had come to your senses.
**reports to the red carpet and jumps in the pic with SaySo ’cause aint nobody checking for me** Hey chica!! What, you don’t like my Jimmy Choo uggs and these velvet leggings I borrowed from kelis? OTB said aint nothing wrong with these..
Dont mind that sticky sweet smell behind me just look for the smoke ringhalo when yo uget inside. Let ANNNN one of yall have roll call and dont list me and watchit go all Source Circa 95 up in here.
jazzyiest says:
@ Man
*Crip walks back in from the restroom (that popcorn gave me the runs) thinking, “I wish a ni**a would be sitting in my seat!” Eyeballs Man and realizes it’s about to be a misunderstanding.*
Okay I am skrait…ready now…got my all white on…ala LisaRaye…YES I KNOW IT IS WINTER TIME (to all the haters)…and I know I am late…but anybody need a ride…only ONE…its a dayum El Camino….
@ Choco….I saw security pull off about 20mins ago in a blue Pinto with a gallon of Don Julio and a pound of Kush. *sighs* Where’s Ace?
*changes into my 2nd of 19347943 outfit changes*
*sits down and smooths my hatler dress made of christmas lights that softly play ‘ms. new booty’, pats my french roll with candy cane decorations*
….I apologize for not realizing that you had come to your senses.
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its ok dimpz
u look fierce for the awards 
Two things: ** K. Rowland & Michelle (interrupts the tribute to perform CeeLo “F*@K You”…..SECURITY
AND
PLEASE MOVE EXPEDIOUSLY TO THE AUDITORIUM…..
(wonders if I’m dressed a little too casually for these awards)
@Mz
I don’t think that’s a good idea – rummaging in my trunk for bullet proof vest 
No Security
psp u look HOT! this halter top made of fruit roll ups would set that outfit off!
Thanks Candi! *adjust candy cane* It was slipping a bit
OTB said aint nothing wrong with these..velvet leggings and uggs
#doyou @Princess
*fans wet nails*
@MzD…suurrreee! Please don’t go to a dog groomer for your makeup anymore
@Snoots…I knew you would. And wear something tight bc you got mo azz than Nicki
@Man…the front row only has 4 seats so one of your dates is gonna have to catch the floor (she’s gotta be used to being down there anyway)
bsuga #217….. I almosthad to log off. that was fuqqing funny!
*pops my gum* when does this affair start?
u know coloreds don’t pay attention even though it was on the invitation
@ Civil…They did not do my makeup. They just made sure my lashes weren’t infected, rabid or no shyt. My cousin KeyLoLo did my makeup. She got a booth at the Swap A Rama.
@Man…the front row only has 4 seats so one of your dates is gonna have to catch the floor (she’s gotta be used to being down there anyway)
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@Civil you gonna get me fired!!1
@Candi supposed to start at 12 but you know niccas can’t start nothing on time.
**not even acknowledging queries concerning the seating**
**my security (Junebug and nem who just wanted to come for free) moving people away from my dates and our seats**
Reading is fundemental. The imagery is taking me back to school when reading books was fun. #teamreadabook
MIC check….1,2….1,2
Okayyyyyy.
At least turn on some air… *toots nose all the way up, fans vigorously*
somebody beep me when the dam nominations start!
*puts beeper on hip*
dont forget to put in 911
(Junebug and nem who just wanted to come for free) moving people away from my dates and our seats**
I know a Junebug 
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I had to run BACK into the house…there is a Viv post…I’ll be there to the awards when I dayum get there…this old heffa tambout having a baby…with her bad knees…BYE.
@civie I will make sure it accents my real butt…. Do you want my real hair up or down
@ OTB. NO air. *hands her a used church fan*
@boss ur right, which means it won’t start until 2 pm
@yvonne get this party started!
Turns down the thermostat for OTB, nikkas draw heat!!!
Ooohhh it’s all good!! I brought my fold out chair too!
*proceeds to pull out folding chair and sit it right next to Man’s azz!*
Now I want to see someone try and move a bish!
@ Yvonne….Turning the thermostat down won’t make a difference. The gas company disconnect heat service 6mos ago.
since she turned the air up
*changes into my imported new guinea chinchilla fur pant suit*
HEy KWALL
SnootyPooty1 says:
@civie I will make sure it accents my real butt…. Do you want my real hair up or down
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Being that this is such a classy affair it should be up in one of those fancy french rolls
My Jordans are red and black retros in case you wanna coooordinate
****passes fans out with McCormick &Sons furneral home plastered on it****
Gravi Check… I SHOULD be in My Tux !!!
Where is Security Are we checking names at the door
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I wonder who this comment was directed at.
*checks compact discreetly*
Hey @Snooty!!! Gladchu could make it sis.
Ace said the show is about to begin
@ Yvonne……..We may need to hurry before the ice sculptures melt. *Really juat a bunch of ice cubes stacked on top of each other*
yvonne79 says:
Turns down the thermostat for OTB, nikkas draw heat!!!
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That’s why I have on a vest without a shirt…then y’all put this chairs all close! Hand me some more box wine and some Crown for the lady!
@ Civil
Got da**
Let me guess…your cumberbund is red too right???
*IN their VIP booth Stage left Ace leans over and whispers in Dimpz ear*
“Baby..you comfortable…?”
*Really juat a bunch of ice cubes stacked on top of each other*
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tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink (trying to sneak in all late, and damnit my seat in the fvckin middle)
@ Ace bought time you got here! It’s been chaotic. I’ve been trying to hold it together. :wails:
tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink (trying to sneak in all late, and damnit my seat in the fvckin middle)
at tink tink tink
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oh we gettin fancy in here?!
*changes into a floor length skirt made of crushed tortilla chips with a dollop of daisy over each nip*
The lights dim….a rumbling, booming voice comes over the loadspeakers……
Arrreeeeeee yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuu reaadddyyyyy for the time of your lfe????
brief interlude of pyrotechnics…..lights come on to preview a large rainbow colored stage and podium, “1st Annual Sandra Rose Award Special” is hanging lopsided from the rafters… b>
HMMM Im in VIP now with Ace and Dimpz
Man thanks hun
*RUNS IN PANTING…. THIS IS NOT THE HOT BLACK BABY OIL I BEEN REFERRING TO…
I HAD TO GET UNDER THE HOOD AND STOP AN OIL LEAK ..FLUCKIN CAR CUT OFF WHEN I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE RED CARPET!
<——- HOW I LOOK… I WASNT NOMINATED FOR MOST SEXY…ITS A GOOD THING TO…LOOK AT ME,IMA MESS!
@civie… OK I will go to the hood beautician and let her know of our plans i am sure bonqui qui can assist us in accomplishing this
*Talking to Dimpz*
“See..this why you can’t do no classy affairs with our people. They don’t never know how to act, and they always starting late. (sigh)
*takes off Reeboks, puts them under seat and puts legs up on seat in front of me, kicks Man in back of the head*
*changes into a floor length skirt made of crushed tortilla chips with a dollop of daisy over each nip*
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Im hungry now
*changes into my imported new guinea chinchilla fur pant suit
#hates… just a little bit. Hmph.
*slides over to make room for Choco* YOu know it’s only two chairs in here.
I hope Rihanna not sitting next to me…I heard she has infectious diseases #iaintwitit
@Jazzy…my vest is red and my bball shorts are black and red. I kept it classy though, black slacks and I’m only sagging a tainch
lol not the banner hanging crooked
*smh* i paid cousin tyrone $50 to do the decorations and this is what happens
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
YESSSSSSS **screams *** @ Yvonne
@KWALL Girl Yes I was nominated just waiting to set it off
*RUNS IN PANTING…. THIS IS NOT THE HOT BLACK BABY OIL I BEEN REFERRING TO… I HAD TO GET UNDER THE HOOD AND STOP AN OIL LEAK ..FLUCKIN CAR CUT OFF WHEN I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE RED CARPET!
sooo you gonna drive down the red carpet oh you REAL EXTRA
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Yessssss!!!!
*applause*
*yells loud and ghetto* that’s my bff hosting! *blasts air horn like i’m at graduation*
*get my lighter ready to like the aprklers in my head when my category comes up*
*slides over to make room for Choco* YOu know it’s only two chairs in here.
Cuz ain’t the many VIPS in this bish 
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@CIVIL
Since there are only 4 seats, and Im a gentleman and chit, Candi is sitting on my lap.
@Snoots…okay! I’m warming the 87′ Benz (it’s a classic) up now…you think you’ll be ready in an hour?
@candi
I DON’T KNOW if you noticed the comments before you finally showed up but El will be performing courtesy of @eastpointvet (JUST For YOU…)
Yessssss!!!!
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@ Yvonne
I’m going to have to call foul on those pyrotechnics. You know da** well pyros cost a grip and these hood rich awards couldn’t afford that. All you just saw was Pookie back there with a box of sparklers, black cats, while busting his .22
WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! :pumpsfist: Let’s get this shyt started!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CIVIL
Since there are only 4 seats, and Im a gentleman and chit, Candi is sitting on my lap.
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i didn’t know there was another candi in here
@Man….@Candi is classy, give her a seat…let Kim sit in your lap or did you have to bring Khloe? She might need 2 seats #noshade
Steps from backstage…wearing a floor length silk gown with Sandra’s gravi picture on the front…pans crowd….looks back to make sure all pyrotechnics have ended. I have two bottles worth of Isoplus spritz in my head. I really can’t afford to spontaneously combust…
Thank you for the warm welcome!….I’m Yvonne79, you’re host for the evening…WELCOME TO THE 1ST ANNUAL SANDRA ROSE AWARDS SHOW….
pauses will security (Ray Ray and dem assembles bullet proof glass partition…
*Pulls up in my stretch Lamborghini helecopter parachute Ford 450 Lexus two door sedan driven by My Godmother Oprah* Steps onto carpet with all black everything…looks for my seat with @MissHarlem and @Candi
What it do?!
OFF TOPIC
this is what my fortune cookie read
Confucius say: lovers in triangle not on square. Any ideas what this means?
I’ve googled it but I wonder what SOME of you may think
@civil
Ahhh Cuz, Kim-K can sit her AZZ ON THE FLOOR (I DON’T have to tell You WHY…) You already KNOW !!!
tell him. i am classy. *pats my bouffant*
Pyrotechnics? LAWRD somebody weave or wig gonna go BOOM BOOM POW in a minute…
@Dimpz
baby i had to handle some business with the Host…but now i can sit here and enjoy the awards with you babe…
*snaps his finger and has a usher come with a glass of red kool aid*
@Civie yes handsome I will be good and ready fly to death……..
i didn’t know there was another candi in here
Awwww chit right before the awards hope this doesn’t turn into to Chrihanna 
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*get my lighter ready to like the aprklers in my head when my category comes up*
:rolf:
My chit flammable! *motions for Julius to find me a new seat*
(side eyes Choco)
I see you.
(checks hair bow and adjusts glasses)
@civie classic benz check
All you just saw was Pookie back there with a box of sparklers, black cats, while busting his .22
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*snaps his finger and has a usher come with a glass of red kool aid*
uh that would be two glasses Im in VIP also my date was 
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*top lip curls like so* Howyoudoing @Yso. You look nice. #Iguess
(gets comfortable and sips my purple drank)
@YSO
What you know I’m a ANGEL with HORNS NO HALO
The Black people shoooooooooow,
The Black Black people shoooooooooow,
I win,
He win,
She win,
We wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin…………………….
my halter top made of cookies and cream ice cream is melting. lehhhh goooo!
struggles to locate teleprompter, a helicopter weave is blocking my few….squints eyes…
The people here at Sandrarose.com thought it would be a great idea to nominate those who’ve truly stood out this year. Whether you’ve posted a comment, a unbelievably hilarious gravatar, clowned our favorite celebrities,or had beef with a fellow poster; you’ve kept us entertained all year long. Without further delay, let’s get this show started…..
fist pumps fiercely….
<——–Setting standards for all the beautiful people.
I thought the actual awards were going to be in a different post?
*squeals and
Ace* You know me so well
*looks over the guardrail seprating his VIP section from the rest of the audience*
Looks like Yvonne getting ready to start this thing up i see they putting togther the Plexi glass and chit…
@Snoots…it’s nice and warm inside too and the vinyl not as slick as usual
@E…oh I already know but I think @Man had to bring Khloe and that’s an Amazon, she’ll probably fight for a seat
Butterflies in my stomach…. CHUM ON!
@Candi I’m just beginning
BEY & I in our own private area…..jULIUS is on deck to stop any foolishness from these SR scallywags
@Ace…so we call one velvetine rope a guardrail now??
Awesome it’s
Da Black Peepus Awareds
You Win
I Win
We All Win
at the BLLAACCCCCCKK PEEEEEEEEEPUZ AWAREDSSSSSSSSSS
Peachpussycat says:
I thought the actual awards were going to be in a different post?
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there probably move during the “Just For Me” commercial break…
(lowers glasses just so at OTB across the aisle)
Nice nails. A Tiny’s Nail Bar special?
<—purple drank, no ice
(pushes glasses back up)
@Civie… well i dont need to bring my shawl to put on the seat to keep from sliding down. I have my huge margarita class
so we call one velvetine rope a guardrail now??
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**walks in 5 inch heals purple and yellow body suit fabuloso scent, crotchless, nipples cut out and FABULOSO bedazel on azz** IM HERE READY TO START THIS SH!T
Joins @Yvonne in “fist pumping and some serious air fighting”
*chokes on red kool-aid* @ so we call one velvetine rope a guardrail now??
Snootayyyyyyyy
hey bebeh!
Hola Fam
and 
s 2 all!
Hey we forgot a catagory the most boring comments
***Snoots and I enter jiggin real nasty***
Followed by @BROWN and her backup dancers
Hey His!
from VIP
PARDON THE INTERRUPTION: It’s come to my attention this post is taking a moment to load. While we have a word from tonight’s sponsor, Chek soda, we’ll move into the Vivica post….
cha’ll tom’bout?
laker u look fierce!
*adjusts my halter top made of peppement flavor dental floss and smooths my clear boy shorts with “SR” “AWARDS” bedazzled on each cheek respectively*
<——Sitting in our PRIVATE area
@ Civil……………Satchoassdown! You know all these chairs are one level and you’re blocking the presentation.
Ms. Kitty Pop is here!!! The kitty got hongry so I had to feed it. U know she has a mind of her on…….Wheres my award?
@HIS hey missy
Damn commercial break already…guess we had to pay for this chit some how…
@Dimpz
baby you need anythign i’m runnin to the mens room real quick…before the show starts back up
*moving to vivica post*
There’s my boo @ Laker
Bish, where you been?
*Finishes air fighting nipple flicks,adjust my fit and sits back down in a dignified manner*
<—–Dr.Pepper ( You all know what this means)
*deep throaty laugh*
As if. *flicks ashes from opera length blunt holder onto floor*
@Snoots…I bought you a nice red nutria skinned shawl
*Lil Jon voice* REAL NIGGA ROLL CALL
its too damn many of ya’ll!!! but I wubz all of ya
someone please compliment my white onesie made out of polar bear fur with “SR’s Baddest” airbrushed on the back. oh, dnt dnt forget the shiny Jodeci boots that I have chosen to keep my foot game proper! thx
Heyyyyy Peach!
how u be bew?
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Civil……………Satchoassdown! You know all these chairs are one level and you’re blocking the presentation.
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I see…I hope y’all don’t plan on making this shyt long! Got us sitting on this hard azz metal chairs…can a nigga get a pillow??
*gathers full length train*
*steps over audience while train drags and snags on Tyre Lajuan knockoffs, headed to Viv post*
aww look at phaedra’s twin…. #TeamKC
ALL THOSE ATTENDING THE AWARDS SHOW PLEASE MOVE TO THE VIVICA POST
we snuck into this auditorium and they called the police on us
“when I step in the piece…ya’ll be like who dat isss…I’ma bad mama jamma got dammit ya’ll people ain’t got it like me….i’m griping these curvess (skrrr) did you heard…”
Hey His, Civil, Snooty, OTB, Peach, Phrozen, Choco! I didn’t speak earlier……and naan one of yall aint spoke to me.
**Gets paper out and write down names so I know who to get 1st just in case I don’t win any of the awards**
I better come out of this award show like Taylor Swift @ the Grammy’s. Damn arm full of awards……
Hey Puzzy Pop!!! @ Mean
Sorry bew!!
Hey Kitty Pop
Hey Free!!
@Civil
I wont have it! You best a leave my RiRi alone! You have been warned 
wow manny, like seriously? keyshia cole’s guaranteed to give you at least one good slow timeless slow jam with every cd release. i can’t wait.
Daisy says:
@Civil I wont have it! You best a leave my RiRi alone! You have been warned
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Don’t read my comment in the Viv post then!!
***one good timeless slow jam
wow Neffie looks good
I don’t think these Yak and Irish Rose Stains are gonna come out of the Red Carpet…so make sure you burn this bish extra…
(walks backwards down the faded red carpet pouring lighter fluid along the way, tosses empty bottle and lit match and ducks into auditorium to finish the post cleanup)