Joanne the Scammer

Parisian police already have a suspect in custody following Kim Kardashian's highly publicized armed robbery at her Paris hotel. Kardashian claims 2 to 5 masked men dressed as Parisian police officers held a gun to her head and fled with over $10 million in jewels and other valuables.

At least that's the story she's giving the insurance company.

See the suspect after the break. Thanks to Instagram blog Teatenders for the tip.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    I liiiiiiiiiive for that Joanne the Scammer thumbnail ?? no Godddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hi-liter

    Not so Caucasian now I see.

  • Yoni

    The robber will be paid off for a job well done.

  • Kanyade

    LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    LOL

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ???????

  • Sucker Free

    The visual of Kim getting robbed...the bish stay taking selfies bet she was an easy target

    Joanne taking over the internet I see

  • Incog-knee-gress

    When a white woman says stop...Bish she means it.

    Let's get ready for this ass whooping bew.????

  • Hill Candy

    Surely, Kim was posting her every movement on social media. SMH

  • Cunningham ?

    LMAAOOO , Love Joanne!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I LOVE JOANNE!!

  • RICHIE_RICH

    A mess I live ??

  • Buttercup

    "I'm in the middle of being fake. Let me call you back." -Joanne the Scammer
    LMBO

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    That had me screaming outside this morning!

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Uttt? But you didnt. I saw you in the Walmart with your Michael Kors watch. Bish...it's MINE.?

    I can't stop fukkin watching ????

  • Mel

    Lmao Joanne the scammer stay in some shit I love the way her lips be twitching when she talks ????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *Cont'd from downstairs

    Police fired warning shots into the air, triggering the stampede at the festival attended by an estimated 2 million people, he said.
    However, Ethiopia's opposition party disputed that account, saying that police fired live bullets into the crowd and as many as 120 people were killed.
    Merera Gudina, chairman of the Oromo Federalist Congress, said the number of casualties was still unknown.
    "This goes down as one of the darkest days in modern Oromo history," Gudina told CNN.
    The Oromo are Ethiopia's largest ethnic group and make up at least a third of the country's 100 million people. But they have been marginalized for decades, with tensions rising recently as the government promoted development that took over Oromo farmland.
    During the 2016 Rio Olympic Games, athlete Feyisa Lilesa protested against what he said was unfair persecution of the Oromo people by the Ethiopian government.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    1:30 ISH Crying.

  • Afiya

    Nice PR stunt Kim. #Icallbullshit #nosecurity #allalone #needinsurancemoney #attentionseeker #fadinglight

  • Incog-knee-gress

    In the middle of one of my talents. Lying to a man. Let's chat later-Joanne the Scammer.

  • I aint the one

    Not Joanne the scammer tho! ? At 1:30ish...he gave her an approximate time and her hoe ass still wasn't ready ???

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Joanne penciled you in for a 1:30 dragging ???

  • Str8tUpMenace

    #icant

  • hi-liter

    "They be so mad, I be so Petty". Joanne the Scammer.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *jacked

    (CNN)A 14-year-old boy is in critical but stable condition after St. Louis Metropolitan police officers shot him, officials said Sunday.

    Officers were investigating a possible carjacking Sunday morning when they encountered the unidentified black teen, St. Louis Metropolitan Police spokeswoman Leah Freeman said in a statement.

    He started to flee, then turned around with a gun drawn and fired at least one shot at the officers, Freeman said.
    "Fearing for their safety," both officers returned fire, striking the teen, the statement said. He dropped the weapon and continued running until he was taken into custody.
    The gun was found at the scene and is being processed. The incident is being investigated by the department's Force Investigative Unit, which formed in 2014 to investigate use of deadly force incidents, and the Circuit Attorney's Office.
    Investigators are searching for any possible surveillance video in the area. The officers were not wearing body cameras and their vehicle did not have a dashboard camera, Police Chief Sam Dotson said in a news conference.
    St. Louis Police officers do not have body cameras, though some sergeants participated in a pilot program testing the technology last year. Law enforcement agencies in the state began experimenting with the technology after the deadly police shooting of 19-year-old Michael Brown in Ferguson, a suburb of St. Louis.
    Per department policy, both officers, who are white men, have been placed on administrative leave.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I just had caught up on Friday. Now it was 2 more.

    Joanne was at the Slut Walk too????

  • Lisa daniels

    White women love a schedule

  • Jusstlookn for Social Grace

    Good Morning! Joann The Scammmmmer. BAWWWWWWAAAAAA

    LOVE IT

  • Incog-knee-gress

    This the same vid up top. I am crine. I needed this

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Don't they though? Itinerary lunatics ??

  • Jusstlookn for Social Grace

    Hey Shuga - Just got to work 930 Week-end WAS AWESOME!!!!!

    The Best Gift Mrs. KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! HAAAAAA

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    All of a sudden its a lot of black males pointing guns at the fuzz

  • Gamer?? Chick

    I just don't find him funny.

  • I aint the one

    Lol Just scrolled back up and saw it ? The fukking timing is just too much. Who said God ain't have a sense of humor?

  • Jusstlookn for Social Grace

    Dies, often have you said that. Me at least once a week.

    HA HA HA DIES again

  • http://citygirlzen.blogspot.com/ missarewa

    lmao!!

  • Lisa daniels

    They will pencil you in between the morning mimosa and having sex with the pool boy or right before the pta meeting.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    K.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Daily. Folks say I got a voice too ??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    They are reporting that 2 phones were taken...

  • Gamer?? Chick

    I hope this is not the topic all day.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :D ??

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I woke up out of sleep to tell you...I am a legend. Joanne the Scammer.

    We done turned my mama and one of bf's aunts on to Joanne. Priceless. The aunt be like the funny internet white woman with a beard??

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Honestly and truly. Honestly. Truly.

  • I aint the one

    "In the middle of scamming a Trump supporter, I'll text you later." -Joanne the Sammer

  • MissHarlem

    My lippie is popping. In other news it's Monday hola ??

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    ??

  • RICHIE_RICH

    Yes it's a kiki... He got that down pack

  • jussaying

    this story sound suspect as hell..

  • Incog-knee-gress

    When I say he has how white women act down to a T? Weak.

  • iWasteTime

    lololol!!
    I love Joann

  • Str8tUpMenace

    What culla????

    did you watch the last episode of jim & chrissy?

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    That's why he so funny. ???

  • LibraGirlonly

    Huh??? WTF?? I'm lost on Joanne. What does this have to do with the robbery??

  • Sucker Free

    I hope they stole her butt pads and that ninjas in Paris was playing in background ?

  • Yoni

    This was one of the most NICEST, SUBTLE, RELAXED intro's you have come in with in a LONG TIME! LOL Good morning.

  • MissHarlem

    ??

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Yes.? someone asked him why is the character Joanne a white woman. He responded I was raised by white women. This all I damn know. ?

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    She's a scammer. She be thieving. It's been said that Kim's $10milly theft was a hoax. That's what a rich white woman would do (see: Ryan lochte)

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Heller hunny

  • MissHarlem

    Punk couture ? I think I'm one behind. I didn't see a new one for Thursday.

  • Yoni

    And don't forget their botox treatment, heroin hour and meth minute.

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    We're going to get these posts all day huh? Okay.

  • MissHarlem

    I know right. Subtle idgaf about bitch up top so ignore all together ?

  • LibraGirlonly

    Ohhhh lol lol hehehe Man we live in a crazzzy world. Thanks for the info.

  • MissHarlem

    Hey wifey ?

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    You should see my open msn page on my desktop. Yeah it's gonna be all over the media like the oj chase. All damn day. ?

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    "If you were messy today, be messy again tomorrow."

  • Sonny Johnson

    She's a multi millionaire she doesn't have security?

  • Yoni

    So yall see how they clowning Fat Avant on sosha media? Tambout he was singing "I can read your mind, baby. I know what you're eatin'..."

  • pecancandy

    And going to the Range Rover dealership and faking back pain for percocet

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    He fat now????????? Damn he was so fine tho!!!!!

  • Yoni

    Fat as fukk!

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    This story is annoying, but I'd bet money it's real. Them Kardianashens ain't stupid. You don't fake shît like this unless you're White. Yea I know, they're White. They ain't Lochte White though. They know better. I don't pay much attn to this person Joanne. However watching the above video I'm guessing Obama care doesn't cover dental? He needs to scam some Invisalign?

  • pecancandy

    Yeah like the camera men could not help her

  • Renee Bee

    Jokes pon jokes. Two different stories. Auntie trying to get us going on this goodt Monday morning.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/09ed80afa4ec6c55bfafccfa365e93ead3204f9c33451e9913eed2728013d431.jpg

  • Buttercup

    He's been chunky for a while now. I saw him about 3 years ago.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Goes to do my googles

  • Yoni

    Then he done hid it well..........until now. LOL

  • SummerBaby

    Wait whet?! He's fat now?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    BISH!

    ???

  • Yoni

    Fat AS FUKK!

  • Lisa daniels

    They can't schedule in with botox because most like to pretend like they aint had work done.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Awww ?

  • Renee Bee

    Bloop!

  • SummerBaby

    Lawd! Lemme go try to find him.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Really?! Pics or it didn't happen. ?

  • Yoni

    They ain't hard to find. Trust me, you can't miss him. LOL

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    PUT IT ON A BUMPER STICKER, BOO!

  • LibraGirlonly

    I heard about this but I need proof preferably with my ?. Its such a shame children that age are carrying weapons and are up to no good. The cops in St. Louis can't be trusted tho so we will see. Im trying to find out some info on the story you posted about the Ethiopians. Very interesting read.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    It must be a bad pic/angle and/or photoshopped. I saw that pic. I saw dude not too long ago at a mutual friends house, allegedly. He's big...ger...But not Timbaland big...Like he looks in that picture...He's more of a fit-fat type of thing. Has a good 6 weeks at the gym then starts slackin...Like most men over a certain age?

  • Buttercup
  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Here we go!

  • Dee

    That bitch will do anything for attention.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Buttercup

    In his defense. he was kinda sitting on a stool. You know some folks' midsections look larger when they are seated. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/783d0151878039aaf1217e8b5faa99fba71804273f4c329c8676975a5ca75ef1.jpg

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    No you didn't

  • Low E. TUH!

    HMM...SO HE'S ALLEGEDLY FAT JUST NOT AS FAT AS THE STREETS GOT HIM LOOKING?

  • Yoni

    He looked Timbaland football fat from the pic I seen. LOL

  • SummerBaby

    Whoa! I wasn't ready. ?

  • Jusstlookn for Social Grace

    with a 1 on 1 fight in my brand new Gucci heels.

    =========================
    This IS hilarious...Fighting with heels, yet alone Gucci. DIES AGAIN

  • SummerBaby

    So I just went to his IG & I agree with you.

  • Yoni

    Secret appointment. They under the guise of a "check up". LOL

  • hi-liter

    Lol...too funny.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    Yeah Lolow, He's definitley big...ger. Plus he's a shortie. Compact. So it adds to the illusion. First thing I thought when I allegedly saw him. You can tell from the handshake tho that there's lots of fitness in there? They playin him right now. He ain't sloppy fat like @DTTS?

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    What's his IG?

  • bella28498 .

    Either Kim is bad luck chuck or a dayum liar. Amazing how the most unluckiest things always happen to her

  • Str8tUpMenace

    I'm not a makeup girl, but LOVE some of the looks, and I'm slowly trying to start off with some cute lip colors. I LOVE the matte lippie look.

    The last episode was the naked beach party. #sodead

  • Jusstlookn for Social Grace

    Hi!

    Brend - This story does not add up where was her entourage? I call BS.

    What do you call? Carryout?

    Hope you had a good week-end.

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    *Goes to Netflix. *

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *dead*

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Teeheehee ?

  • MissHarlem

    Me either I do lip gloss and a lippie here and there. It's a matte purple from mac. Lipstick is the extent of my make up talk. I'm gonna watch it at work in a little. SMH I just know it was a mess

  • Buttercup

    I've put MamaButter and AuntButters onto Shirleen. The last time I was home, MamaButter and I almost got in trouble at church since we were sniggling and carrying on. MamaButter said the mistress of ceremony reminded her of Shirleen. I lost it.

  • Low E. TUH!

    OK GOT IT! SWOLE NOT FAT...

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    I feel like....sommem ain't right too...I smell a stunt. Uhhhh...won't it bout a couple days ago that some dude got caught by security trying to kiss her butt [implants]? I don't think that caught enough buzz so now somebody robbed her at gun point. But the butt kisser got chased off by security REAL DAMN QUICK tho. What's missing? I need my calculator.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    Carryout? You're hilair?

  • MissHarlem

    We need a new post. My patience and nice demeanor is done

  • Low E. TUH!

    -CHUCKLES-

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    Yeah. Like my vagina after sex??

  • Low E. TUH!

    I'M GOING TO PLANT THESE NEW PALM TREES RIIIIIGHT..........HERE

  • Low E. TUH!

    :KONA:

  • SummerBaby

    @avantmusic

  • felinelurker

    Excuse for some pics to be leaked...

  • MissHarlem

    How appropriate my fav tree ??

  • Freeriah

    What is that? People will do anything for fame!

  • Jusstlookn for Social Grace

    ??????? Mauh

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • SummerBaby

    Michel'le is on Wendy today. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Bump that.

    OUT THE DOOR!???

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    Chile, watching right now!! Wow wee!

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    Yeah those few pics are more representative of what I remember. Thinking back? I shoulda been checkin out tha booty. Prolly juicy? Makes my body rock, keeps me sizzlin??????

  • Yoni

    Extremely larger. Mine is sitting in my lap RAT NOW! LOL

  • Jusstlookn for Social Grace

    From the World Class Wrecking Crew?

    Or bootie to Big for bodti?

  • SummerBaby

    Dre & Suge's ex

  • Yoni

    I just don't understand where her bodyguards were. The same guards that allowed a man to kiss her ass? How, Sway?

  • Low E. TUH!

    I HOPE IT'S ON TV GO!!! TUNING NOW...I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER MOVIE!

  • SummerBaby

    I'm speechless ?

  • SummerBaby

    I'm speechless ?

  • nicelyput32

    Poor Avant???

  • nicelyput32

    Poor Avant???

  • Yoni

    Fat Avant. LOL

  • Yoni

    Fat Avant. LOL

  • Incog-knee-gress

    He still fine tho. I would still take him home. Okay not home. Bc it's a man there. To the hotel.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    He still fine tho. I would still take him home. Okay not home. Bc it's a man there. To the hotel.

  • SummerBaby

    I would date him.

  • SummerBaby

    I would date him.

  • Yoni

    :facepalm: They say pics put on a extra weight. Think of it as an extra thrush in yo ass. LOL

  • Yoni

    :facepalm: They say pics put on a extra weight. Think of it as an extra thrush in yo ass. LOL

  • Yoni

    Either or. Or somewhere in between.

  • Yoni

    Either or. Or somewhere in between.

  • Buttercup

    This happened to me about a week ago. I was like, "So, this is 30? Le weep." I've been exercising whilst watching tv ever since. LOL

  • Buttercup

    This happened to me about a week ago. I was like, "So, this is 30? Le weep." I've been exercising whilst watching tv ever since. LOL

  • Yoni

    Bussy be on Tucks.

  • Yoni

    Bussy be on Tucks.

  • Make this happen.

    LOL..

  • Make this happen.

    LOL..

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Everyone always says how nice he is. Always read that about him.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Everyone always says how nice he is. Always read that about him.

  • Yoni

    Are there any of him on that stool with a white shirt on and a some GLAD bag pants on?

  • Buttercup

    In the brief interaction we had, he was extremely nice. He smelled really good too, but I'm sure y'all already knew that.

  • Jusstlookn for Social Grace

    I need to find my head phone, it will be over.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    Very nice. I wanted to eat his ass just based off his hospitality alone?

  • Yoni

    I would too. But some chick I know done already had him. IDK what happened with that but, yeah. No. LOL

  • Neicey

    This the first time i heard of her.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Have y'all seen this Joanne the Scammer gem? ???https://youtu.be/IVPAkv0V9Ak

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

    ???

  • Rayne

    Say what now??

  • SpillyNillie

    Where's the pic?

    Morning, Roses!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Low E. TUH!

    LMAO

  • Yoni

    I'm still on this "diet" that I cheat on every weekend. HEP ME. LOL But I made some BADASS shrimp zucchini "fettuccini" during my meal prep yesterday.

  • Buttercup

    I need that recipe babe. Thanks in advance!

  • SpillyNillie

    Am I wrong for not having any feelings about this topic? Am I that anti-Kardashian that I can't muster up a seed of sympathy for this girl?

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    We both are!! A mess!!

  • Incog-knee-gress

    That's canceled. We don't need coffee...we have sparkling water.

    Yessss????

  • free

    you keep millions of dollars of jewelry laid over the hotel tv? i'm confused. isn't there a hotel safe for that?

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Chiiiiiile....I LIVE!!!!!!! Like a Caucasian woman from dynasty in the 80s I simply liveeeee dahling lol ????

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Ugh. This means she is talking huh?

  • Low E. TUH!

    I'M MAD...IF I WANNA RUN MY CELL BILL UP THAT'S MY BUSINESS! HOW DARE THEY DENY ME CHANNELS BECAUSE I'M NOT ON MY HOME WI-FI...THAT'S WHAT THE DAMN TV IS FOR!!! DUH

  • SummerBaby

    Yes ma'am. She's talking about her Lifetime movie. How she wishes she would've slept with Tupac.

  • SummerBaby

    New post

  • Yoni

    SO GOOD.....
    Zucchini ribbon
    1lb shrimp
    Yellow bell peppers
    olive oil
    salt
    pepper
    garlic powder
    Lay on flat baking sheet. 400 degrees for 8 minutes
    ^^^^^ THEIR RECIPE

    YONI'S Recipe
    Zucchini ribbon
    MASS shrimp (I'm doing meal prep)
    GREEN bell peppers (that was all I had)
    Mushrooms
    Olive oil
    FISH SAUCE (in place of salt - all you need are two to three squirts)
    Worchestershire pepper (get you some)
    Garlic powder

    400 degrees 8 mins

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Bish you done lived enough of the crew. Shut up

  • Buttercup

    I thank you kindly. Your version sounds delectable.

  • Yoni

    Enjoy.

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    He's definitely chunked up a little. To me, it's not as as bad as people are making it sound.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7537fe3268bfe1c1da20de5a465545dbb6f8e719f7104777d63440f3f564e1b4.jpg

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Joanne aint do it!! She prefers drug lords and horse tranquilizers LMAO

  • ebonics

    That fake itch didnt get robbed.. Pimp granny Kris devised that master plan to keep their names in the tabloids. Her whore wasnt getting enough attention cause of Brad Pitt and Jolie. Do better whores!

  • lala

    coulda pulled the trigger and ended our turmoil

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    yup.
    see above.

  • Petty Patty Cakes

    Gotta milk that 15 minutes for all it's worth.

  • Brownie

    CTFU That lil piece of hair coming out the mask?!?!?! I can't stand Joanne ? ? ? ?

  • Dee

    She is guarded better than fort Knox. Give us a break already attention whore.

  • QueenyBean

    SHIIII. I am that anti.

  • ann Smith

    Two to five masked men? Can't she count? Scam for publicity.

  • MzApple

    someone made a good point of the fact that they are shooting for their show, so where was the camera crew. I feel bad for her

  • Nanny

    That was my first thought!

  • Chile_Pleeze

    when your show's ratings are in the toilet... any attention will do I see......

  • scentsychick30

    Lol ? was not expecting this saw this last night on the gram. Joan the scammer is to funny. I assumed it was for attention(the robbery) if true hopefully the catch the theif.

  • ReadingUfromTX

    Can someone explain how she got out of the handcuffs and got away unharmed? I mean in situations like this, people are roughed upped or worse. Also, I agree how there was no one else there when she travels with a gang of "yes ma'am." Didn't she just have a close encounter with an ass kissing fan this week? Why would you not beef up security. Plus given the fact the hotel is so private (no website or public listings, only word of mouth bookings) how did they even know to go there especially when everyone would be gone.

    Yeah I call major BS on this story. I think they did it for the insurance scam. If she is lying, I hope they Ryan Lochte her ass into oblivion. If she is not, I hope she takes this opportunity to recover--in private for a very long time.

  • observer

    Robbery is very traumatic, I hope this woman is not pullin a publicity stunt. That would be an all time low even for her. On another note, they just wanted the real jewels, not her jewels... I had to.LOL

  • Rayscoty

    I'm sure they were filming the new season for Keep up with the Kardashian with this gun to her head.

  • Sircaput

    Wow, I can't believe half of the discussions I just read, I'm not a Kim fan but to say "they should have pulled the trigger" really shows how disgusting our world has become, half of you on here protesting about black lives and that's all and good but you don't care about someone else life but get sensitive when a black life is taken regardless of their history. We all need help!

  • KB

    The mustache slipping through. STFU! ??

  • Mystery User

    This is the most logical comment in the thread

  • Mystery User

    Someone said Kanye planned this to legit get out of performing his concert and keeping the check!
    I also heard the jewelry wasn't hers, it was borrowed - There's no way she could afford such a thing.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Yes when I saw it this morning I thought let me find out Joanne know something about the "robbery" LMAO

  • Vonn

    I'm going to have to experiment with fish sauce. MASS shrimp, lol.

  • Yoni

    Fish sauce has a Chinese food flavoring. It's SAAALLLTTTY because it's made of anchovies. But I LOVE IT! I like anchovies too. BUT that smell????!! Will knock yo socks off! Smells like a petrie dish of 20 infected whores.

  • Vonn

    Lawd, let me stick to sea salt then. I don't want to sweat out 20 funky whores whilst exercising. Ahem, I see you've been cutting up all day.

  • Indies beauty

    Your comment is spot on. You summed up a whole mindset clearly evident in the comments.

  • Louisville Is4TheBirds

    The wave at the beginning may be the funniest part

  • Emily post

    She is soo attention starved.... Maybe now she will stay her arse at home with her kids... Instead of snap chatting and instagraming all of her life and $$$ like a classless teenager.
    Crazy how her man runs around with ski masks on pretending to be harder than what they really are and then she really got to meet a person with a face mask on and she was robbed...

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    Best post ever!!! Kim always has bodyguards with her. North West doesn't believe Kim was robbed at gunpoint. And for $10 million worth of jewelry?!. Kim has been watching too many of Joanne's videos.

    "We don't believe you, you need more people." - Me to Kim's lying ass.

  • Liah

    Uhhhh.....Dont she have like 15 body guards???##LIESTHEYTELL##

  • C0rTnEy

    I absolutely love Joanne the Scammer ?

  • C0rTnEy

    The bodyguard needs to be fired ASAP

  • sherri2016

    A 2 for 1 she gets fake publicity and kanye helps pay off his debt

  • MsChocCookie

    LOL those Dashians are a mess!!

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    This is a human being first. Woman, wife and mother. I hope she heals from this and is safe going forward.

  • barbeez

    No sympathy. You're prancing around Paris half-naked and wearing a four million dollar ring. Kimye worship material things. Why on earth would you have ten million dollars worth of jewels in your apartment without armed guards inside and outside of the place? Why even do it in the first place? I don't feel sorry for her. She's fake. Kanye's fake. The whole Kartrashian coven is fake, including fatboy Robert and his stripper baby mama. Rob them all for all I care. Rob them all.

  • Emily post

    He makes good music....

  • jade

    She was in her room. Maybe the bodyguards were in their rooms also. I don't think the security sleep with her.

  • http://www.missjhaneuniverse.com Monday

    JOANNNNNEEEE

  • http://www.missjhaneuniverse.com Monday

    Just last week she thanked him for helping her get the guy who kissed her butt... Now he is to be blamed??
    Oh that bodyguard is getting his own show soon...have you seen his IG?? He s a celebrity himself

  • brooklyn23

    Lol

  • ImOpining

    Those robbers must have had lots of self control. Me? I would have had to have smacked her around. A lot.

  • ImOpining

    PMK on PR control

  • ImOpining

    Of course she can't count.

  • facingrealit1

    And so these "masked" men - break into Kim K-West Villa and don't take anything but 10M in jewelry? Nothing but jewelry with the infamous Kim K-West tied up and bound in the bathroom? No Ray J Action? Nothing? Ok and on the next episode of ......

  • @djangothegod

    *nose laugh*

  • middleagerant42

    Ctfu?????

  • middleagerant42

    Ctfu?????

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I don't think he's funny either. It's that psychological mob mentality. The mob influences each individual's behavior to think he's funny even though he's not funny . I hope I'm explaining that right.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Where's Kim's pants, did they steal those too?!???!?????,??

  • Allihave2say

    In all fairness to the robbers, they know Kim's box has seen many punches they aren't willing to run up in it. Nooo! LOL.

  • Yoni

    Bet it won't ever happen to Bey.

  • SpiceGirl

    so NOT buying this story! #insideJob