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Fellas, wouldn’t you love to wrap your big burly arms around Rihanna and keep her warm at night? Well, unfortunately you can’t because, well, she’s just not that into you. In case you haven’t noticed, Rihanna has someone to keep her warm at night. It’s a shame that no one outside the gay community can see that Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde are romantically involved.

How many hawt chicks like Rihanna are still single after almost a year? I’m sure eligible bachelors are pitching to RiRi left and right. Yet she only has eyes for Melissa. Rihanna all but admitted the obvious in a recent interview when she said:

“All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.”


On the other hand, singer Alicia Keys has a beak nosed parrot to keep her warm at night. Hey, whatever floats her boat. Keys was spotted outside a London studio today.

Update:

Loyal reader Tam points out that Alicia Keys has a pic of herself and her boo Tucan Sam (Swizz Beatz) on her cell phone as a screensaver. Isn’t that sweet?

Photos: Faded Youth